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Charles holds up a picture of Erik

Raven: he looks weird in that photo.

Charles: He’s smiling.

Raven and Hank: ohhhh

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Deadpool: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.

Professor X: Elephants.

Deadpool: Blocked.

Nightcrawler: Camels.

Deadpool: Extra blocked.

Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Donkeys.

Deadpool: Ultra blocked.

Wolverine: That dick.

Deadpool: …Followed.

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I will reblog this until I get people to see my Vision.

Headcanon that the half of Wanda and Vision’s room that we don’t see is covered in those corny educational posters that teachers have scattered about their classrooms put up the way people put up band posters, because Wanda remembers him getting excited about them when he saw some on one of their dates before The Snap.

I mean these, btw:

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Thank you, happy to be here!

I want to sincerely apologize to everyone who followed me for mcu content; I am still into that and I will continue to post mcu memes, but I’m really into the x-men right now so it might just be Magneto/Professor X content for a bit.

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So true

I want to sincerely apologize to everyone who followed me for mcu content; I am still into that and I will continue to post mcu memes, but I’m really into the x-men right now so it might just be Magneto/Professor X content for a bit.

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Mobius: That was so hot, Loki.

Loki: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Mobius: I'm so in love with you.

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Was rewatching Lilo and Stitch and got inspired.

Bonus: the version that I only apply to certain universes.

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i hope my deer caught in headlights stare and off-putting nature captivates you

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Erik: You can just make it out to "Death Wish." That's what everyone calls me, cause I'm always first through the door.

Charles: You go through doors normally, and everyone calls you Pineapples.

Erik: My mother calls me Pineapples, and I regret telling you that.

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Charles, about Erik: He’s a great person! If you overlook the atrocities.

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Charles: I hate you.

Erik: I thought you loved me?

Charles: I’m multi-tasking.

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Charles: What is a rival if not a crush you're mad about having?

Erik: I'm literally choking you right now, what are you talking about??

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He got the groceries tho

Charles, to Erik’s face, talking about Erik getting groceries: I have total faith in you.

Charles, behind his back: There’s like a 30% chance a few people will die.

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Charles, to Erik’s face, talking about Erik getting groceries: I have total faith in you.

Charles, behind his back: There’s like a 30% chance a few people will die.

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Every time Charles tried to stop Erik from killing it was "DON'T KILL PEOPLE", but he should have said "you're hurting my feelings" "why are you doing this to ME" because Erik doesn't give a fuck about other people but he loves Charles. This would have solved 87% of their problems.

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Charles: We all have our demons.

Charles dragging Erik by the collar: This one’s mine.