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Natsuo: Did you make the brownies on the counter? They're really good!

Himiko: Yeah, it's gonna kick in soon!

Natsuo: ...What's gonna kick in?

Natsuo: Himiko?!

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[Natshig sitting together, with a pile of rocks in front of Shigaraki]

Natsuo: [gesturing to empty space in front of Shigs] On this side are all the times I've gotten mad at you for having a problem. Zero times.

Natsuo: [gesturing to the rocks] And on THIS side are all the times I was upset because you had a problem and you didn't tell me, so I couldn't help.

Natsuo: Now. What do we do with problems?

Shigaraki: ...Work harder to hide them so you won't be sad.

Natsuo:

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Shigaraki: Now, everyone, I have a plan.

Dabi: Of course you do.

Shigaraki: And you're all involved in it.

Himiko: Hm, what's in it for us?

Shigaraki: A night of villainy, mayhem, and possible death.

Spinner: Check, check, not quite sure about the "death" though...

Shigaraki: It won't be you.

The rest of the League: We'll get our stuff.

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Dabi: How do you keep an idiot waiting?

Shigaraki: No idea. How?

Dabi: Figure it out. I'll tell you later.

[30 minutes later]

Shigaraki: Wait a damn second-

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Spinner: Apparently we’re getting someone new on the team.

Himiko: Are we stealing them?

Dabi: New or used?

Spinner: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Natsuo: Hey don't freak out but i'm at the hospital

Shigaraki: You're literally a doctor, stop doing this every morning

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Shigaraki: I have no fears.

Himiko: I'm cooking dinner tonight!

Shigaraki: I have one fear.

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Natsuo: So Tomura and I were just crossing the street, and this guy drove by and honked at us.

Kurogiri: What did Tomura do?

Natsuo: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and-

Shigaraki: [walks into the bar holding a steering wheel] 

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Natsuo: I’m slowly starting to question the league’s sanity.

Compress: I never questioned it, I knew all of them were insane from the start.

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Twice: I once thought I was being haunted by a ghost dog. It would come into my room at night and it just wouldn't stop barking at me.

Twice: But it turned out that Shigaraki just got a dog and didn't tell us.

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UPDATE: We have moved the date back to give everyone a bit more time! The week will now be from June 26-July 2nd!  Hello hello! It’s your favorite dumpster fire of a ship back again for the 2nd 3rd year of icedust shenanigans! Here are this year’s prompts! We decided to do AU | normal prompt pairs for this year! We even provided some ideas for the AUs! Mermaid AU | cruise trip (This is pretty much what it says on the tin)

Partners AU | opposites (Partners means any AU ideas that involve a partner ie Pacific Rim, buddy cop, etc)

Space AU | camping  (Anything space related, be creative) Movie/TV/Anime AU | Netflix and chill (Again what it says on the tin!) Lawyer AU | eye contact (Anything with lawyers as a prominent thing (Phoenix Wright, Legally Blonde, Suits, Law and order, etc))

Tattoo Artist/Florist AU | hobbies (One is a tattoo artist the other is a florist! Have fun!)

Free AU | free idea (This could be any AU we did not cover previously or Free the anime, your choice!)

We also have a twitter as well! You can use the same #natshigweek2022 on Twitter and at us here! Final Notes:

You don’t have to use the prompts if you don’t want to! 

Please use the #natshigweek2022 tag so we can see them and retweet them!

Also provide necessary TWs as well

NSFW is allowed! Just please note it in your description and only provide a link the case of NSFW art! 

Also we have an AO3 collection for fics and projects posted on AO3 as well over here!

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finding out there’s a blog dedicated to natshig made me so happy tysm for this

ahh thank you so much!! hope you enjoy it here<33

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Natsuo: I have one brain cell that bounces around in my head like the Windows screensaver.

Natsuo: When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one good idea.

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Twice: I just remembered, we have a bottle of chloroform!

Himiko: Great! We can use that to knock out the guard.

Twice: [whacks the guard on the back of the head with the bottle]

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Natsuo: I used to be able to pull all-nighters, but now I can barely pull all-dayers.

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Twice: You know what I learned from my friendship with Dabi?

Himiko: There’s no such thing as too mean?

Spinner: Never let your anyone know for sure if you like them?

Shigaraki: Always hold a grudge?

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Natsuo: To avoid straining your eyes when you're continuously working, follow the 20-20-20 rule. After 20 minutes of work, look at something 20 feet away, then spend 20 years in the forest.