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Legacy of Incorrect Quotes
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Who is to say, with all the alternate timelines, that these were not said at some point? (On semi-hiatus. Submissions and reblogs will be posted on occasion, but mostly the mod is in Raziel-at-the-bottom-of-the-lake mode)
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incorrect-nosgoth · 6 days ago
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Malek: I do not "have PTSD". That is simply the wizards' curse.
Malek: The wizards in question may be my fellow Guardians, but nevermind that.
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incorrect-nosgoth · 7 days ago
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Vorador: They don't ID me at the liquor store anymore because they see the light has left my eyes.
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incorrect-nosgoth · 8 days ago
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Malek, riding into battle: You guys better not hurt my horsey!
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incorrect-nosgoth · 9 days ago
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Raziel: If I ever get murdered, just know I talked shit until the bitter end.
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incorrect-nosgoth · 10 days ago
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Kain: Stop being the bigger person and stab them.
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incorrect-nosgoth · 10 days ago
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Melchiah: The outburst I had at the fabric store is not reflective of who I am.
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incorrect-nosgoth · 11 days ago
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Moebius: Malek thinks I owe him an apology.
Moebius: Good thing he doesn't get paid for thinking.
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incorrect-nosgoth · 11 days ago
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incorrect-nosgoth · 12 days ago
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Raziel in the Silenced Cathedral: It straight up smells like spiders in here.
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incorrect-nosgoth · 13 days ago
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Kain: If I become the evil overlord, I will never harm my minions.
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A highly throwable fledgling: Hoohooheehee
Kain: Hmm.
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incorrect-nosgoth · 21 days ago
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Moebius after saying something cryptic: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.
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incorrect-nosgoth · 22 days ago
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Melchiah: I am offended. I am angry. I am very tired. So I'm going to take a nap, but when I wake up, you are in for it.
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incorrect-nosgoth · 23 days ago
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Kain: I could watch children fall off bikes all day, I don't give a shit about your kids.
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incorrect-nosgoth · 23 days ago
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Moebius: I took out the batteries in the carbon monoxide alarm because the beeping was giving me a headache.
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incorrect-nosgoth · 24 days ago
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Kain: I'm very busy!
Raziel: I'm sure you are.
Kain: I don't like your tone!
Raziel: ✨I'm sure you are!✨ How's that?
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incorrect-nosgoth · 25 days ago
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Kain: I know you feel betrayed-
Raziel: Yes, well, that's one of the unpleasant side effects of betrayal.
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incorrect-nosgoth · 26 days ago
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Kain: Of course I'd kick a man while he's down! Why do you think I knocked him down in the first place?
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