#incorrect nosgoth

[incorrect-nosgoth]

*in jail*

Mechiah: Should we call Kain?

Zephon: No, I feel safer in jail.

[obscure-imaginations]

Kain: I was put on this earth to do one thing.

Kain: Luckily I forgot what that thing was. So now I can do whatever I want.

[uncorrupted-godemperor]

[Mod.]

Hello! This is @evil-dad-evil speaking. I've indulged myself and have decided to make a Kain blog because I love him. My name is Shadow, I'm 21, and I use he/vamp/bats pronouns. [I am a self shipper and my main F/O is Kain, so don't be alarmed if I am protective over him at times.]

This may also be a kin blog because I'm getting signs that I kin Kain as well.

My writing blog is @obscure-imaginations and I am a mod over on @incorrect-nosgoth. Under the cut, you will find this blog's taglist, rules, and DNI. Thank you for reading!

Rules: No outright NSFW- suggestive jokes and whatnot are okay. I will do shippy material with OCs, and a few selective canon characters. Fanservice can always be provided. Kain is a rather charming fellow, isn't he?

Taglist [brackets and lines not apart of tags]:

court session. [asks] | observations. [reblogs of rp] | musings. [aesthetics and things that apply to Kain] | amusement. [ask memes] | evil dad speaks. [mod talk]

refused the sacrifice. | in character || i care not for any dangers. | crack/joke tag || his beloved. | shadow

DNI:

Bigots of any kind. Christans/catholics. Pro-lifers. The Satanic Temple or any of its associates, inclusing "atheistic" Satanists/Luciferians. TERFs/radfems/gender critical/trandmeds/etc. Proshippers/comshippers/variants. Pedophiles/MAPS/NOMAPS/PEARS/etc. Incest (includes adoption). Noncon. DSMP/Harry Potter/Melanie Martinez fans. Starseed/indigo children/other ableists. Anti self-dx.

[kainful]

[Kain attempts to purchase something by tossing a coin at a shopkeep's face]

Cashier: we don't take ancient coins sir.

Kain: Raziel, stab this man.

Raziel: He's joking.

Kain: Stab him.

Raziel: [gives normal money to Cashier] Here you go man.

Cashier: Thank you so much.

Kain: [to Raziel] You kind of disobeyed me just now. And I'm noting it.

[overazielous]

Kain: "Sir that is my emotional support zweihander flamberge sword."

[incorrect-nosgoth]

Janos, being cryptic: Are you ready to commit?

Raziel: Like a crime, to a relationship, or myself to a mental health facility?

[incorrect-nosgoth]

Kain: Okay, you know what, you're in timeout! Lock yourself in the Cathedral! Get in there!

Zephon, attaching himself to the wall: THIS EMPIRE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

[incorrect-nosgoth]

Raziel: Goodnight moon. Raziel: Goodnight tree. Raziel, to the Spectral Realm: Goodnight ghosts only I can see.

[incorrect-nosgoth]

Raziel: I hate to disagree with you, but-

Kain: You love disagreeing with me. It's your favorite fucking activity.

[incorrect-nosgoth]

Mortanius: You know, according to Schrodinger, anything you put in a box is both dead and alive.

Cultist: *looks nervously at Kain's coffin*

[incorrect-nosgoth]

Raziel: Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people, I enjoy when that happens.

*later*

Raziel: Nevermind, Kain just said "skill issue".

Zephon: You plant a tree then balk at its fruits?

[incorrect-nosgoth]

Malek: You guys are idiots.

Raziel: In our defense, we already knew that.

[incorrect-nosgoth]

Vorador: I'm a goth girl on the inside.

Umah: And on the outside?

Vorador: A father figure.

[incorrect-nosgoth]

Kain: What's the problem?

Rahab: Zephon stole my thesaurus.

Zephon: He peddles falsehoods.

[incorrect-nosgoth]

Raziel: New cryptid just dropped. Raziel: It's me.

[incorrect-nosgoth]

Kain: I care for all my broodlings! Raziel, and...

Kain: *looks at smudged writing on hand*

Kain: Tool, Doom, Robbed, Zeno, and Mallory.