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L: Hey Light I have a question. Are you Kira?

Light: (freezing time and turning everything red) Shit... he's clearly asking this to deduce whether or not I'm Kira.

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Amber: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Mark: I wrote you a poem.

Amber, already crying: You did?

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William: This bloodline ends with me. Mark: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

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Okarun: Do you take constructive criticism?

Momo: I only take cash or credit.

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Okarun: Top 30 reasons why Okarun is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!

Momo: Top 30 anime deaths, Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW

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Momo: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Okarun: Really? Name one law.

Momo: Don't kill people?

Okarun: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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Ekko: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Powder: Yeah-

Vi: *kicks in the door*

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Ekko: I dare you-

Powder: Vi isn't allowed to accept dares anymore.

Ekko: Why not?

Vi: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety," as some would say.

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Vi: How do I make a date really romantic?

Jayce: Be mysterious.

Vi: Okay!

*later, while on a date with Caitlyn*

Caitlyn: So where are we going?

Vi: None of your fucking business.

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Jayce: Caitlyn won’t come out of her room.

Vi: Just tell her I said something.

Jayce: Like what?

Vi: Anything factually incorrect.

Jayce, shrugging: If you say so.

Caitlyn, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

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Jinx: Last week, Isha tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".

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Caitlyn: I wouldn’t wish that upon my worse enemy!

Caitlyn: Unless of course... We’re talking about my enemy, Jinx. Fuck you Jinx, you know what you did!

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Computer: Please enter a password.

Jinx: *types in "Isha"*

Computer: Your password is too weak.

Jinx: How fucking DARE YOU-

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Silco: Jinx, you’ve tried 37 times and you’ve failed every time. Give it a break.

Jinx: DO I HEAR “FIRST TRY PART 38?”

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I haven't seen many of these, but The Mist, 28 Days Later, and the Terrifier are awesome!

And you are spot-on with the movie choices for each character!

Olivia: Favorite horror movie?

Jesse: It.

Axel: Saw.

Petra: Annabelle.

Lukas: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my school years terrified that the everyone would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics.

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Gabriel: *Gets down on one knee*

Ivor: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.

Gabriel: *Falls over*

Ivor: The poison is kicking in.

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Gabriel: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Ivor: Stop romanticizing the past.