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Leo: We need to get through this locked door. Piper, give me your credit card.

Piper: Here.

Leo, pocketing it: Thanks. Jason, kick down the door.

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Alex: Just so we're clear, if I say 'shut up' and you say 'make me' I am instantly thinking about making out with you.

Magnus: Also just so we're clear if you say 'shut up' and I say 'make me' that is most definitely an invitation to make out with me.

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Magnus: I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed.

Annabeth: I'm sorry, you were stabbed?!

Magnus: Lightly stabbed.

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Jason: Uh, Percy, can I ask you a

question?

Percy: Yeah.

Jason: Why are we lying on the ground? Percy: You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you so people would think we're just chillin'.

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Percy: *Literally about to die"

Also Percy: *Sarcasm*

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Chiron: Need I remind you, Percy, what happens when you interfere with a quest?

Percy: Uhhh... The quest gets completed?

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Frank: Is it okay if I swear?

Jason: Yes, I will allow you to swear.

Frank: F...

Jason: Yes, go on.

Frank: I'm nervous.

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Reyna: Something brought you here, Percy Jackson. Call it. what you will... fate... destiny.

Percy: Hera.

Reyna: So I have made the decision to trust you.

Percy: A horrible decision really.

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Meg: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Apollo: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Meg: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God

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Reyna: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Nico: What's that?

Reyna: Remorse code.

Nico: I'm even angrier now.

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Percy: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Grover: What did you do?

Percy: Nobody died.

Grover: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Movie: Make sure your phone's volume is turned off.

Frank, who's phone has been on vibrate since 2012: *checks*

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Chiron: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

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Annabeth: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold? Percy: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. Grover: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. Percy: Good thinking.

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Percy : *to the tune of Boulevard of Broken Dreams*I walk to Burger King, then I walk back home from Burger King.

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Annabeth: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Percy, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Jason: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches