#incorrect toa

[nightshade-anura]

Will: If I had a nickel for every time my boyfriend turned into a plant, I'd have two nickels, which isnt a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Apollo: *tearing up* He's just like his father...

[sunpirate]

Some guy: Are you or are you NOT an enemy of the people?!

Lester:

Meg:

Lester: That’s such an open ended question, if you think about it

Meg: It really depends on the people

[pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid]

Chiron: ok maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasnt the best idea we've had. everyone's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. we can’t get them out

[luna-says-stuff]

Leo: [screams]

Jason: [rushes in]

Jason: I heard a scream. Are you okay?

Leo, kneeling on the floor: I dropped my quesadillas

Jason: just pick it up?

Leo: I think I’m gonna cry

Jason: Just pick it up

Leo: oh my gods, I’m crying

Jason: JUST PICK IT UP

[simpingforpjo]

Kayla: *sees Will after surgery* Oh, you poor thing.

Will: Don't bring my financial status into this.

[meetmyglowinthedarkboyfriend]

No one:

Literally no one:

Apollo behind Olujime's back:

[jubileesstuff]

How Apollo usually goes to Camp Jupiter

[arcanaimperii]

Apollo: So I had an idea and I want to know what you think.

Meg: It's stupid.

Apollo: But I didn't even tell you what it is.

Meg: Yeah, but I already know it's stupid.

[theacegreenbean]

Nico: I hate you sometimes…

Will: *smiles*

Nico: …but not right now

[mildlyinterestedcreature]

Lester: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.

[sunpirate]

Lester: As some of you may know, I took a bit of a sabbatical last year.

Meg: Do you mean when you shacked up with a slutty hairdresser but then she dumped you?

Dionysus: Child, please

Dionysus: Raise your hand if you want to ask a question

Meg: *raises hand*

Lester: Okay, I think we should all just move on

Dionysus: The hairdresser certainly did

[incorrect-rickriordanverse]

Meg: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Apollo: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Meg: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God

[the-overanalyzer]

Picking a lock is just like riding a bike–they're both skills you need to escape the Atlanta Falcons' equipment room.

Calypso, The Dark Prophecy

[meetmyglowinthedarkboyfriend]

ToA in a nutshell:

[jubileesstuff]

DWSPW: DRIVING WHILE SHOOTING PROJECTILE WEAPONS, IS A BIG NO NO, KIDS.

And also don't open the window while driving to scream at people. I do that sometimes but I'm crazy and I want to die.

[everyonesgay]

Driving with the demigods(and maybe gods) pt.2

Jo: Ok, just press the gas

Leo: Wanna see a trick?

Jo: I’d rather not… *puts seat belt on*

Leo: *presses the gas pedal to the floor and the car jumps the nearest hill*

Jo: AHHHHHHH

Leo: *lights wheels on fire* and *at the top of his lungs* HOT WHEELS!!!!!!!!!

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