#incorrect hoo

[demigod-shenanigans]

A random demigod who needs something from Leo: Valdez?

Jason, who is utterly sleep deprived: *lifts head*

Leo: Dude, when the hell did we get married and why wasn’t I invited?

[jubileesstuff]

Jason, about Nico: he is covered in blood again. why is it that he is always covered in blood?

Percy: well, it looks like it's his own blood this time.

[fayvpor]

*while roleplaying avatar* jason: percy youve been the main character for your ENTIRE LIFE…now its my turn jason: I AM THE AVATAR jason: I HAVE IT ALL jason: HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHH

[damblackjack]

leo: *turns on the kitchen light*

percy: *sitting at the table eating bread*

leo: it’s 4 in the morning

percy: turn the lights off

leo:

leo: can i join?

[do-not-call-me-sunshine]

Nico: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis.

Will: You’re like 15 years old

Nico: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!!!

[damsnackbar1313]

Annabeth: Did you eat all the powdered donuts??

Percy: *mouth full with food* No..

Annabeth: Then what's on your pants?

Percy: That's cocaine

[0urania]

percy: my birthstone is opal☺️

nico: my birthstone is crystal meth

[demigodlyquotes]

Percy: Wanna eat sand?

Jason: Nah- I like mud more.

Percy: Understandable.

The others: *side eye*

[captainwaffles]

Annabeth: so does nobody know what a hyperbole is?

Frank raises hand: it-

Annabeth: no one? Jason your forehead is bigger than the fucking sky

[starrrrr-dreeeeam]

he really said

[demigod-incorrect-quotes]

The fact that Jason was never actually at the Wilderness School with Piper and Leo is so much funnier when you think that he’s like 90% of the trio’s impulse control.

Like you have to assume they have conversations like,

Leo: Remember that time we nearly blew up a classroom then Jason stopped us

Piper: Hahah yeah that was crazy. Wait- Jason was never there

Leo: Oh shit! We actually blew up a classroom!

[demigod-shenanigans]

Leo: Two years ago, I married my best friend. Leo: Jason is still upset about it, but me and Piper were drunk and thought it was funny.

[jubileesstuff]

Percy: Is… Is that meant to be on fire?

Nico: No… not really.

Percy: Are you going to do something about it?

Nico: Hm… nah.

[pjotwitter]

[damblackjack]

percy: *talking a lot*

annabeth, trying to get him to be quiet: did you know that silent men have 30% larger penises on average?

percy:

percy: i don’t care

percy: *keeps talking*

[do-not-call-me-sunshine]

Piper: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Leo: It’s not a joke.

Leo: *sniffles*

Leo: I’m a legit snack.