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incorrect-skyward · 3 years ago
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been a bit quiet on this blog recently. I HAVE read the third book (and greatly enjoyed it, I think sando makes some big swings near the end there) and I’ll probably start trying to come up with book 3 quotes if there’s an audience for that idk
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incorrect-skyward · 4 years ago
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Spensa: you may be in his cadet dorm but I’m on his nerves
Spensa: we are not the same
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incorrect-skyward · 4 years ago
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Jorgen: You don’t need perfect people to make a perfect team. You need people whose flaws feed into each other. It’s- what do you call it?
Spensa: Codependence?
Jorgen, glaring: Synergy.
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incorrect-skyward · 4 years ago
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Arturo: Well, my backyard is red now.
Spensa: Is it the blood of your demons? Have you slain your insecurities and held your crown high?
Arturo: No, I think it’s just the sunset.
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incorrect-skyward · 5 years ago
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“My life has become a never ending game of ‘illegal or just frowned upon?’”
-Spensa
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incorrect-skyward · 5 years ago
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Spensa: I gotta run. Cobb wants to see me before class.
FM: About what?
Spensa: Uh, my schedule and my attitude, not necessarily that order. His words.
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incorrect-skyward · 5 years ago
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Cobb, drinking coffee: I can stop whenever I want. These are just choices.
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incorrect-skyward · 5 years ago
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Cobb: Well, you make a lot of people in the DDF very nervous.
Spensa: That’s because they’re bitch-ass pilot wannabes.
Cobb: I hate to break this to you, but you’re also a bitch-ass pilot wannabe.
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incorrect-skyward · 5 years ago
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Spensa: *leaves the room for five minutes and comes back*
Doomslug, fluting: I thought you were never coming back so I panicked and knocked all the furniture over
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incorrect-skyward · 5 years ago
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Cobb: In terms of intellect, you’re about as sharp as a rock.
Nedd: Really? Thank you!
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incorrect-skyward · 5 years ago
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“What’s going on, friends I’ve known for years who are now pointing guns at me?”
-Chaser
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incorrect-skyward · 5 years ago
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Spensa: Rules are made to be broken.
Jorgen: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Nedd: Uh, piñatas.
Kimmalyn: Glow sticks.
Hurl: Karate boards.
Arturo: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Spensa: And rules!
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incorrect-skyward · 5 years ago
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Spensa: I only punched one person, but the night is young.
Jorgen: Forgive her, she has no manners.
Spensa: I get by on good looks.
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incorrect-skyward · 5 years ago
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“I am frequently underestimated. I think it's because I'm short.”
-Spensa
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incorrect-skyward · 5 years ago
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Kimmalyn: You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.
Spensa: Not to be dramatic but I would literally rather die.
Nedd: Strength is when you help your mom lift a heavy couch and she buys you McDonalds afterwards.
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incorrect-skyward · 5 years ago
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“Oh, so now I’m “bad” just because I’ve done bad things in the past, continue doing so in the present, and will likely do so in the future?”
-Winzik
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incorrect-skyward · 5 years ago
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Spensa: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rulebook?
Jorgen: No, I’m suggesting you don’t own a copy of the rulebook, and if you do, you certainly haven’t opened it.
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