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Hobie: "RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris, but im different and better. Maybe even better than the gods"

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*On Earth-42*

Miles, while tied to the punching bag: "Am I being kidnapped?"

Prowler Miles: "No, no, no"

Miles:*pauses* "Can I leave?"

Prowler Miles: "... no..."

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MJ: *to 5-month-old Mayday* "Mommy’s going to drop kick anyone that touches you."

Peter B Parker: "And Daddy’s going to bail Mummy out of jail."

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Miguel: "To be an Alpha, you have to work through your emotions and learn to accept them. Peter, access and share with us your most painful memory. "

Peter B Parker closes his eyes: "I'm... I'm on the playground... stop taunting me!

Peter B Parker, while gasping and starting to cry: "just want to go on the swings!"

Miguel, nodding somberly: "Early childhood is a treasure trove of pain. "

Peter B Parker: "That happened this morning."

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[on Twitter]

Hobie: "One like, and I’ll rob the head of the Spiderverse."

Hobie: *likes his own tweet*

Hobie: "Say no more."

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*Peter B Parker coming back to the spider hideout to find Noir, Hobie, Miles, Gwen, and Pavitr watching strange unsolved mysteries and eating snacks*

Peter B Parker, confused: "What are you guys doing?

Noir, watching intently: "Seeing how many of these were me. "

Peter B Parker: "… How many have you found so far?"

Miles: "Around eight"

Pavitr: "I thought we were up to nine?"

Noir: "I’m still not sure about this last one..."

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Jess: "You have to apologise to Miguel."

Hobie: "Fine"

Hobie, walks up to Miguel: "Unfuck you, or whatever."

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Noir, after being kidnapped and stripped of his guns: "Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve."

Pavitr, who was also kidnapped: "I think you mean cards."

Peter B Parker, long suffering: "He does not."

Noir, pulling out knives: "I did not."

Hobie, upon seeing all the knives: "Ace"

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*Hobie driving a car he just hot wired his getaway car*

Hobie: "Just so you know, I put my foot down to the floor, and I’m not lifting it until I either see God or a checkered flag."

*in the backseats*

Peni and Pavitr: "Hell yeah!"

Gwen, putting on her seat belt: "Don’t encourage him"

Miles, in the front seat gripping on for dear life: "HOBIE PLEASE AT LEAST DRIVE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE ROAD-"

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Pavitr: "I don’t need gasoline to start a fire. All I need are these two hands and a lack of supervision."

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Hobie: "I remember when I learned that Americans call their lollipop ladies 'crossing guards.'"

Gwen: "Did you live in the fucking Shire?"

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Miles: "You know archaic Latin?"

Hobie: "I got bored with classical Latin."

Gwen: "You know normal Latin?"

Hobie: "Yeah, someone from my knitting club taught me."

Pavitr excitedly: "YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB?!"

Hobie: "You guys don't know everything about me. Now, do you guys want a sweater or a scarf?"

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You posted a CR quote on the 29th and ive been trying to figure out who said it originally/what episode if you dont mind passing the info along (but i get it if you dont know/remember or are busy no worries)

Of course! If it was the most recent quote (I think this one was on the 29th?) its from C3 E3: The Trail and the Toll  and it is around (00:23:01). Launda (Marisha) says it about Imogen (Laura).

If it was the first quote (I've only done two so far) it's from C1 E91: Vox Machina Go to Hell at around (00:53:29). Again it was Marisha but as Keyleth and Taliesin as Percy.

Hope this helps! 😊

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Peni, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen: "I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There is blood on my hands."

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Miguel: "Are you going to be part of the problem, or the solu-"

Hobie: "The problem. Definitely the problem."

Miguel: "It was a rhetorical que-"

Hobie: "I have some ideas on how to make the problem funnier."

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Spot, yelling at Miles and Miguel while they are fighting each other: "It would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill in Tarzan's forest. You have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes"

Spot, while looking at Miles: " You Hot Topic wannabe"

Spot, while looking at Miguel: " and you blue gumball son of a bitch."

Spot, to both of them: "You have done nothing but destroy my life, I hope you both die."

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Spider-Ham: "Why is helping someone bury a body the standard for true friendship?"

Pavitr: "It's just a saying that you're in it together no matter what."

Noir: "I'm all for that. I'll hide evidence, bribe people, lie to whoever I need to, but I am not digging a hole in the ground."

Pavitr: "Why is that the something you wouldn't do?"

Noir: "Too much work. Sounds exhausting."

Spider-Ham: "Agreed"

Hobie raises his hand: "I've done all of that. It ain't that bad"