#incorrect spiderverse

[ramen8008]

Peter: Mr. stark can I borrow 2500 dollars?

Tony: Yeah sure but what's it for?

Peter: ...an escape room

Tony: what kind of escape room costs 2500 dollars??

Peter: ...prison

[iwannabealice]

miguel: yesterday, i overheard miles saying “are you sure this is a good idea?” and hobie replying “trust me,” and i have never moved from one universe to another so quickly in my life

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Hobie: "I feel fine."

Pavitr: "YOU HAVE BEEN STABBED?!?"

Hobie looks down at the knife still in his side and shrugs: "Don’t worry guys, I’ve been stabbed before."

Miles: "YOU DON’T BUILD AN IMMUNITY TO BEING STABBED, HOBIE!!!!"

[hawklanstargazer]

Pavitr: Violence isn't the answer.

Hobie: You’re right.

Pavitr: *sighs in relief*

Hobie: Violence is the question.

Pavitr: What?

Hobie, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Pavitr, swings after him: NO-

[glouris]

[batfammeetsspidergang]

Jason: Favorite horror movie?

Cass: The Ring.

Damian: Get Out.

Ham: Saw.

Peter: High School Musical. After watching it, I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something, and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics.

[haystarlight]

*Gwen comes home with a hickey*

Mr. Stacy: Hey, what's that?

Gwen: Umm... spider bite?

Miles: Hi, Mr. Stacy!

Mr. Stacy: Big spider you have there

[incorrectgwenstacy]

Miles: If I run and leap at Peter, he will 100% catch me in his arms.

Peter B, entering while holding a cup of coffee: Hey, what’s up?

Miles: *runs towards him at full speed before jumping*

Peter B: Wait, my coffee!

Peter B: *drops the coffee to catch Miles*

[weyirn]

Miguel: I can't believe you did something so stupid.

Y/n: I did it because I love you.

Miguel: Are you SERIOUS?! 😠

Y/n: I'M SERIOUSLY IN LOVE WITH YOU-

[ar0ac3]

Pavitr: I'm forgetting the word...

Miles: Word for what? Maybe we can help?

Pavitr: The word for being proud of your country? Or something like that? What is it, Nazism?

Miles:

Gwen:

Hobie:

Hobie: Nationalism. You mean Nationalism. Please tell me you mean Nationalism.

Pavitr: Yes that's the word! Thank you, Hobie.

Pavitr:

Pavitr: OH MY GOD I SAID NAZISM OH FUCK I DIDN'T MEAN TO-

[idiosynchratic-anomalocaris]

Miles: You call yourself my friend, but where were you when my meme only got four likes? Hobie: Making four accounts, bruv. Miles: Bruv...

[iwannabealice]

*when they met for the first time*

pavitr: where are you from?

hobie: england

pavitr: i'm sorry

hobie, a little louder: england

pavitr: no, i heard. i'm just sorry

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Miles, watching the news: "Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!"

Hobie, walks in covered in ink: "Well, maybe the squid was being a dickhead."

[hawklanstargazer]

Pavitr: Come on, guys, look on the bright side!

Hobie: What bright side?

Pavitr: I don’t know. But when we find it, we should look on it!

[glouris]

[human-space-heater]

(Inncorrect quotes with SPIDERMAN: Across the Spiderverse part 3)

Miguel, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Hobie: Hey. Gwen: Hi. Pavtir: Hello. Miles: Hey! Miguel: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Peter B: We were out of Doritos.

Gwen: Quitting! It's like trying, but easier.

Miles: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart. (*queue Hobie signing marriage papers in the back*)

Miguel: Die. Peter B: Please don't die! Miguel: DIE! Peter B: PLEASE DON'T DIE! Miles, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant? Hobie, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Peter B wants Miguel to accept it as their kid.

Gwen: I know you love them. Miles: I am not in love with Hobie! Gwen, staring at Miles: I never said who... Miles: *realizes* Miles: Shit. Well, anyways-

Miguel: Where are you going? Hobie: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

Gwen: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Peter B’* Miles: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*