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Mulmangcho: I don’t know. I don’t even play an active role in my life anymore.

Mulmangcho: Shit just happens, and I go “Oh. That’s what we’re doing now!”

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Mulmangcho: God couldn’t strike me down even if They tried. I have lived through my worst, and I’m still here.

Mulmangcho: In fact, I’m pretty sure God did try. I don’t know when, but They did. That’s how living out of spite works, folks!

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Commander Goseumdochi, in a courtroom: Aekku, for crimes of espionage against the people of Flower Hill, you are hereby sentenced to death.

Commander Goseumdochi: You will be hung.

Mulmangcho: He’s already hung!

Aekku: Commander, uncuff me so I can high five my boyfriend.

Commander Darami: No!

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Geumsaegi: Juldarami, would you rather have to kill me, or Bamsaegi?

Juldarami: Hm, that’s hard…but I think I have to go with Aekku.

Aekku: I wasn’t even a fucking option!

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Aekku: As you know, I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me. And we’ve established this-

Mulmangcho: Where am I on the list?

Aekku: Well, I can’t tell you that, because then you would very quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

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Mulmangcho: You misunderstand my argumentation. I’m not willing to die on this hill, but I am willing to kill you on it.

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Mulmangcho: *kitten sneeze*

Juldarami: Hey, Mulmangcho sneezes like a girl!

Mulmangcho: And how about I pound you like a boy-

Mulmangcho: That didn’t come out right.

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Vixen: I think I’m bi.

Assistant Jogjebi: Which one?

Vixen: …what do you mean?

Geumsaegi: Bisexual, bilingual, bipolar…

Mulmangcho: I know!

Mulmangcho: A BITCH!

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Mulmangcho: Okay, on a scale of one-to-ten, how bad is it?

Geumsaegi: Oh, I’d say it’s about a seven…point…tail ripped off.

Mulmangcho: My tail is WHAT?!

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Assistant Jogjebi: …and those dumb kids haven’t even gotten hurt!

Juldarami: Dumb kids? Wait…

Screen: shows Bamsaegi, Eundochi, and S2 Mulori

Juldarami: Those are MY dumb kids!

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Mulmangcho, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true, then whoever’s controlling my sim, I just wanna talk.

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Geumsaegi: Awwww, we’re like a big happy family! And I’m the dad, and Juldarami’s the mom-

Juldarami: Why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?

Eundochi: I know they’re probably thinking I’m like the son, but I’m not. I’ll be the gay, emo cousin.

Bamsaegi: I will be the son! The hot-shot. Who’s only wish is to be a star.

Oegwipali: I feel like I’d be the “fresh outta jail” uncle.

Mulmangcho: And I will be the sassy aunt. Who talks shit about everyone.

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Juldarami: But if I die during the operation, can you do one thing for me?

Geumsaegi: Aw, anything, sweetheart.

Juldarami: Blow up the hospital.

Geumsaegi: Well…I said I’d do it. So I guess I’ll have to.

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Flight Attendant: Now, before we take off, please insure all small items are secured.

Aekku: *looks at Mulmangcho*

Mulmangcho: …what?

Aekku: Do you feel safe?

Mulmangcho: I will hit you.

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Mulmangcho: Fight me, you nerd ass punk!

Geumsaegi: At least try to sound sophisticated when you threaten someone.

Mulmangcho: Dost thou wish to engage in a duel, my good bitch?

Geumsaegi: Somehow, that was worse.

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Mulmangcho: Hi. It’s me. I’m not dead! Which is an awful surprise considering how many people wrote my obituary yesterday, preemptively, in case I did die. But I didn’t, so suck on that!