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scrolling through #eurovision and finding out that fucking israel made it to the final and apparently the organizers were removing crowd's booing and replacing it with cheering sounds makes me wonder when the fuck did we go wrong. when ukraine was invaded it was all about it, we showed we can easily stand together against russia but now? ive always wondered why israel participates in eurovision in the first place but this shit just goes over my head

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Aoi: Akane has these insanely strong opinions on everything. Go on. Ask him a thing no one should have an opinion on.

Teru: Hey, what’s the worst possible multiple of four?

Akane: Twelve, obviously. Idiot.

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Yashiro: So you lied to us?

Hanako: That depends on how you define lying

Kou: I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

Hanako: Reclining your body in a horizontal position

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Akane: Is that a gremlin?

Tiara: I’m a third-grader.

Akane: Whatever, nobody feed that thing after midnight.

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Mitsuba: What do you do when you see someone super hot?

Natsuhiko: I stare.

Natsuhiko: I smile.

Natsuhiko: Then I put down the mirror.

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Akane: Say one more word and you’re dead!

Teru: One more word.

Akane:

Yashiro:

Kou:

Kou, whispering to Yashiro: Should we run?

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Mitsuba: What’s up sluts? Guess who just came back to life!

Yashiro: Sluts?

Kou: Dead?

Yashiro and Kou in unison: MITSUBA

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Akane: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it.

Lemon: Just rip the bandaid off.

Akane: It’s Teru.

Lemon: Put it back on.

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Aoi: Guys, since this looks like the end, I just wanted you to know...you're really not the two people I wanted to die with.

Akane: Ditto

Teru: Actually, I always planned on the three of us being buried in a tomb.

Aoi:

Akane:

Teru:

Akane: If we make it through this, we’re going to have a serious talk.

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Tsukasa: The red cheese is chewy

Hanako: The red cheese is wax

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Aoi: I may have accidentally indulged in too much “Me Time.”

Aoi: Turns out I’ve been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

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Tsuchigomori: *teaching biology*

Yashiro: So, I’m a homo sapien?

Natsuhiko, who wasn’t listening: That’s what’s up. Yeah, love who you love.

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Sakura: People who sleep without socks on make me worry.

Natsuhiko: People who sleep with socks on are not to be trusted.

Mitsuba: People who sleep are weird

Tsukasa: I was a sock once

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Yashiro: Hanako, we tried things your way

Hanako: No, we haven’t

Kou: We did in our heads and it didn’t work.

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Akane: I’m editing Wikipedia. I’m saying you died.

Teru: I don’t have a fucking Wikipedia article. What article are you putting that into?

Akane: All Dogs Go to Heaven 2

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Natsuhiko: What’s your blood type?

Sakura: How would I know?

Natsuhiko: How would you not know?

Sakura: Who am I? Karl Landsteiner? Discoverer of blood types?

Natsuhiko: You don’t know your own blood type but you know who created them?

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Hanako: When people get too chummy with me I call them by the wrong name to show them that I don’t care about them.

Kou: Wow, that’s a great idea!

Hanako: Thanks, Akane