#source: mpgis

[thealtoduck]

Tim: I ate the last cookie while you were in the shower.

BatCat!Bro: Oh, well in that case, Tim, I suggest you sleep with one eye open.

Jason: Y/n! What do I say about making threats we know we can’t keep?

BatCat!Bro: Oh, no Jason, I will keep it.

Jason: Hmm, you heard him, Tim, one eye open.

[incorrectuntamedmodaozushiquotes]

[First meeting] Lan Wangji: Who the fuck are you? Wei Wuxian: Who the fuck are you? Lan Wangji: I asked you first. Wei Wuxian: I asked you second.

[caldoderuby]

✨😂I love deandra😂✨

[incorrect-losers]

Richie: That’s dumber than that time when you tried to get us to call you “Uncle Jesse”

Ben: Hey that would’ve worked if you guys would’ve agreed to call yourselves “The Rippers”!

Richie: Stop trying to force your Full House references on us! You’re the only person that gets those!

[chaotictissuebox]

there was once an old law that any series with a fandom had to have a meme of this. Anyway

[resident-wof-expert]

Icicle: You'd better sleep with one eye open tonight, Winter.

Tundra: Icicle, what did we say about making threats we can't keep?

Icicle: No, I can keep it.

Tundra: Hm.

Tundra: Well, you heard her, Winter. One eye open tonight.

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

[Lit meeting Meg] Lit: What the fuck was that? Meg: It was me! Meg McCaffrey! Lit: Gods, is that a fucking gremlin? Meg: No, I'm twelve! Lit: Whatever. Just nobody feed that fucking thing after midnight.

[mint-chocolate-flakes]

Jagina sounded like vagina in my head

I pour my heart and soul into this (I did not)

[realityteevee]

[bunny-is-cute]

*Angel is talking to Husk at the bar*

Husk: I mean, it was good, it wasn't great.

Charlie: Oh, no, no, no...

Angel: Hey, Charlie.

*Charlie punches Angel in the stomach*

Angel: What the fuck?

Charlie: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young. You're too beautiful.

Angel: What the fuck are you talking about?

Charlie: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Husk: See ya! *leaves*

Angel: I'm not pregnant.

Charlie: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.

Angel: I was never pregnant, Vaggie!

Charlie: Are... you sure?

Angel: Yes, I'm fucking sure!

Vaggie: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Charlie: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—

*Vaggie punches Angel in the stomach*

Angel: Aw motherfucker!

[official-voxtek]

Velvette: Where's Vox? I clearly said to meet here at —

Valentino: Oh, there he is!

*Vox walks over with Lucifer Morningstar*

Vox: Hey.

Lucifer: Red-haired girl, dumb one.

Vox: *nervous laugh* Go away. We have Vee business.

Lucifer: Alright. I'm gonna see how fast I can eat a hot dog on a stick *walks off*

Velvette: Wait. Did you just walk in here with Lucifer Morningstar?

Vox: You'd be surprised how much we have in common. We both hate Alastor, and we love Ryan Gosling movies.

[thealtoduck]

*Enemies to lovers: Tim Drake*

Tim: Y/n L/n is NOT my friend, Y/n L/n is a monster.

Tim: If satan himself crawled out of hell, landed on Earth and vowed to destroy all of humanity with a fiery apocalyptic plague. Y/n L/n would fuck him in the ass with his own pitchfork until he bled out and died.

Tim: And if that dosen’t paint a clear enough picture, I once saw him watch an entire sneezing panda video without cracking a smile even once.

Dick: Very descriptive…

[shadowy-candy-paper]

Mammon running down the halls of R.A.D: nononononono

Asmodeus: *sees Mammon* Hey Mammon- *gets hit in the gut* what the fuck!

Mammon: You are my baby brother, and I cannot stand by and watch you throw your life away. Your too young, your too beautiful!

Asmodeus: What the fuck are you talking about?

Mammon: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside your belly right now.

The demon that was talking with Asmo earlier: Later *quickly leaves*

Asmodeus: I'm not pregnant!

Mammon: Not after that punch your not, heh, I've been taking moi-tai classes!

Asmodeus: I was never pregnant Mammon.

Mammon: Y-you sure?

Asmodeus: Yes I'm fucking sure!

Leviathan: I'm sorry but why the fuck is everyone yelling over here?

Mammon: Oh! I found this positive pregnancy test and-

*Leviathan punches Asmodeus in the gut*

Asmodeus: oh motherfucker

[caldoderuby]

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: Is that a gremlin?!

Georgie: I’m a third-grader

Eddie: Whatever, nobody feed that fucking thing after midnight.

[incorrect-tbhk]

Akane: Is that a gremlin?

Tiara: I’m a third-grader.

Akane: Whatever, nobody feed that thing after midnight.