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Lucanis, head in his hands: I just saw Neve pour four pounds of sugar into the drier and tell me she's making cotton candy. Harding: Well did it work? Lucanis: Harding: Did it? Lucanis, exasperated: No.
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Aveline: I spy with my little eye, someone who needs to shut the fuck up.
Isabela: Is it me?
Aveline: It’s always you.
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Neve: Rook, no. This is a really bad idea.
Rook: Stick around! I’m full of bad ideas!
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Harding: I can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together.
Taash, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.
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Leliana: So, what’s it like dating Morrigan?
The Warden: One time I asked her for a glass of water when she was still mad at me, so she gave me a cup of ice and just said “wait”.
The Warden: I love her.
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Davrin: What’s worse than heartbreak?
Taash: Realizing dragons can’t blow out their birthday candles.
Davrin:
Davrin: Bro.
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Fenris: I believe in hate at first sight.
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Shaathan, holding a fire extinguisher:
Taash, covered in soot:
Shaathan: So what did we learn here today?
Taash looking down, dejected: Don’t fight fire with fire.
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Cassandra: I don't have enough energy for this. Leliana: For what? Cassandra: *gestures vaguely*
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Neve: Okay, truth or dare. Bellara: Truth! Neve: How many hours have you slept this week? Bellara: Bellara: ...Dare. Neve: Go to bed. Bellara: I don't like this game.
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Fenris: Sorry I was late, I was doing things. Anders, running in, noticeably disheveled: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
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Solas: I know you feel betrayed. Rook: Yes, well, that is one of the unpleasant side effects of betrayal.
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Lucanis teaching Harding how to cook.
Harding: Lucanis, look! I'm melting butter! Lucanis: That's great, Harding. You now have the cooking skills of a hot day.
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Purple Hawke: Have you ever noticed N is just a sideways Z. Fenris: Hawke, it is too late for this. Stop it. Hawke: Zo.
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Anders, trying to get out of a situation: I need to go... iron my... cat.
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