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Lisa: I brushed my teeth with toothpaste that’s making everything taste far too effervescent.

Lincoln: I’m constantly googling words you say to find out what they mean.

Lisa: Teeth are the sharp things in your mouth, and toothpaste helps to keep them clean and strong.

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Clyde, texting: How friendly is this group chat?

Lola: Fuck you

Lynn: Fuck you

Lori: Fuck you

Luan: No, fuck you

Luna: Fuck you

Lucy: Fuck you

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Luan: What do you call an alligator in vest?

Lisa: Whatever his name is.

Luan: No, idiot-an investigator!

Lisa: I would call him Sir.

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Please help me keep my lights & heating on!!

**PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST**

Hey all, I’ll try to keep this brief, as many of you may or may not know, I’ve been struggling a lot these past few months with my government, benefits, and reassessments. And I know that I have another donation post circulating, but I still desperately need help to get by, so I’ve had to remake this post. I’m currently on benefits and just before Christmas, my benefit was sanctioned and reassessed due to my mental illnesses, my U.C benefit comes back at the end of January and I really need help to get by until then.

It’s absolutely freezing in my home due to the heavy snow we’ve just had in Scotland and my gas/electricity meters are rapidly running out, my gas literally has pennies left in it now and it’s almost out along with my electricity. The small amounts that I’ve been able to put into my meters keep being used up quicker than I can handle and I’m getting really desperate now for help. If they go out, I won’t be able to stay warm or eat. 

If anyone can spare anything at all to help me get by, even just a £1/$1, please consider it.

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Luan: Hey Lisa wanna hear a chemistry joke?

Lisa:

Luan: …is that a no?

Lisa: Oh sorry, were you expecting a reaction?

Luan: *cries with pride*

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Lisa: Small talk is for losers, rate your current level of existential dread from 1-10.

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Clyde, to Lincoln: I’m feeling pretty relaxed, except for the fact that everything you’re doing right now is stressing me out.

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Luan: Maggie?

Maggie: Yes?

Luan: Do you think the people who climb Mount Everest... everest?

Maggie: I'm leaving.

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The Loud Family as responses to their kids asking to go to Mcdonalds:

Tells them that there’s food at home: Rita, Lisa, Lori

Goes through the drive through and orders a single black coffee: Lola, Lucy, Luan (“Get recked kid”), Leni (but only because she forgot that her kids wanted it in the first place)

“MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!”: Lana, Lincoln, Luna, Lily, Lynn Sr. and Jr.

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Luna: You think you're funny.

Luan: Oh, I know I'm funny. Underappreciated, but funny

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Luna: *is sitting in the driver’s seat* Wanna see my impression of a British driver?

Lincoln: *is sitting in the passenger side* Okay.

Luna: *is still sitting in the driver’s seat, but it’s now on the other side of the car*

Lincoln: *also now on the opposite side, tries to desperately get of his seatbelt*

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Lucy: I set fires to feel joy.

Leni: That’s adorable.

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Lincoln: Go big or go home.

Clyde, whimpering: I wanna go big AND go home!

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Luna: I’m stone cold. Unbreakable. A true rocker.

Sam: *smiles*

Luna: I’m a mess someone help, I’m gay.

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(At a fancy restaurant)

Lola: So you couldn’t have ordered a lobster?

Lynn: Dude, macaroni and cheese is food of the Gods.

Lori: Yeah, if the Gods are five-year-olds.