#source: demidorks

[totallycorrectjediorderquotes]

Aayla: Can I offer you a carrot reading?

Bultar: Uh, do you mean tarot?

Aayla, pulling out a bag of baby carrots with runes carved into them: No

[minecraftcorrectmode]

Soren: Can you pass the salt?

Ivor: And can you do the right thing for once?

Soren:

Soren: Too much salt.

[incorrectosemanverse]

Tori: I have no heart. Love is for fools. I don’t need a man in my li-

Michael, enters: Hi

Tori: Well, fuck.

[incorrect-tangled-quotes]

Eugene: You look beautiful today.

Rapunzel: Aww, thank y-

Eugene: HA! April Fools!

Eugene: You look beautiful EVERY DAY!

[chasegrangerkingdom]

Sirius: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I'm gay right?” and watch the look of terror on their face.

Remus:

Remus: I love you

[jakascoo]

Alex: Babe, do the thing.

Maggie: Flexes.

Alex, breathless: Oh my God…

[sariahsue]

Cat Noir: Marinette, can you pass the salt?

Marinette: Can you pass my high score in Ultimate Mecha Strike III?

Cat Noir: ….

Cat Noir: Too much salt.

[rumplefloofywoobiestiltskin]

Neal: Emma told me that I need to stop singing ‘I’m a Believer’ because it was getting annoying and I laughed ‘cause I thought she was kidding.

Neal: but then I saw her face

[koko-heads]

tina: you have feelings for me?

dillon: yeah but it’s disrupting my whole heartless bitch vibe, so i don’t know.

[legitstudioghibliquotes]

Haru: There is a cat sleeping on my leg.

Haru: I don't own a cat.

[unsureavenger]

Tony: Hey, is it just me or is it really updog in here?

Steve: What’s “updog”?

Tony, crying because it finally worked: Steve, have I ever told you how much you mean to me?

[headcans-oneshots-and-stuff]

Y/N: Babe, do the thing.

Dick: [flexes]

Y/N: [breathless] Oh my God…

[incorrectdaybreak]

Eli: *laying awake* hey are you asleep?

Josh: Yes.

Eli: Oh okay I won't bother you then.

*two years later*

Eli: ...

Eli: Wait a fucking second.

[incorrectshazam-archive]

Freddy: Hey, you ever heard of updog?

Billy: What’s updog?

Freddy: Nothing much, thanks for asking. How about you?

Billy:

Billy: What

[sandersidess]

Roman: Can you pass the salt?

Logan: Can you pass your classes?

Roman: ...Too much salt

[sariahsue]

Ladybug: Kitten, what’s a metaphor?

Cat Noir: My life is a train wreck.

Ladybug: I know that, but what’s a metaphor?