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Very Vicious: He is, without a doubt, the worst Viking I've ever heard of. 😐
Thuggory, smug: But you have heard of him. 😏
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Thuggory: I know your face… Hic... cup. My eyes darken.
Hiccup: No, no. I’m going to save you
Thuggory: You already did… Hiccup. My body is broken. You have to let me go. I go to my fathers, in whose mighty company I shall not now feel ashamed. Hiccup…
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Hiccup: I feel... c-c-cold. 🥶
Thuggory: Well, we ARE close to Hopeless and Freezing to Death, solidly on the Meridan of Misery. So that's only natural, isn't it?
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Thuggory: Let us honor the sacrifices of our brothers and sisters and Companions who laid down their lives to bring peace and reunite the Wilderwest! May they be honored in Valhalla amongst their brothers, their fathers, and the Heroes, where under such company, they shan't be ashamed.
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Thuggory: Thank you to everyone who got me to 1000 likes! I'll build a monument stone in your honor! 😁
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Mogadon: Take up my seat in the Chieftain's Hall. Long may you defend Meathead Island if the battle goes ill.
Thuggory: What other duty would you have me do, Father?
Mogadon: Duty? No. I would have you smile again, not grieve for those whose time has come. You shall live to see these days renewed. No more despair.
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Thuggory: Hmm... I feel like doing some raiding on the Irish coast. I hear leprechauns have hoards of pots filled with gold!! Kekeke!! Time to go a-viking! 🤑🪓💰🍀
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Thuggory: Hmm... I feel like doing some raiding on the Irish coast. I hear leprechauns have hoards of pots filled with gold!! Kekeke!! Time to go a-viking! 🤑🪓💰🍀
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Thuggory, to his men, after being surrounded and preparing for a last stand: Arise, arise, Dragonmarkers! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin and the world’s ending! Death! Death! Death! Forth, Dragonriders!
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Thuggory: They will break upon this Fortress like water upon rock… Crops can be resewn; homes rebuilt. Within these walls, we will outlast them.
Hiccup: They do not come to destroy our crops or villages, they come to destroy its people—down to the last child.
Thuggory: What would you have me do? Look at my men. Their courage hangs by a thread. If this is to be our end, then I would have them make such an end as to be worthy of remembrance.
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Thuggory: So much death. What can men do against such reckless hate?
Hiccup: Ride out with me. Ride out and meet it.
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Thuggory: So much death. What can men do against such reckless hate?
Hiccup: Ride out with me. Ride out and meet it.
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Thuggory: When last I looked, Thuggory, not Snotpig was a friend and ally to Hiccup.
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Thuggory: Whoa! Bruh's riding the waves of lava, man!! Rhadical!
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Thuggory: ♪ Rule the Meatheads! Meatheads rule the waves!! We shall turn the Hooligans into Slaves! ♪
Hiccup: Thuggory, we don't really do that anymore, remember? 😅
Thuggory: Oh. Right. 😮
Thuggory: ♪ We shall turn the Outcasts into graves! ♪
Hiccup: Much better. 😙
Thuggory: Thank you. 😌
Thuggory: Wait... since when were the Outcasts still ALIVE?! 😲🤯
Hiccup: They fled after Alvin and Excellinor the Witch died, remember? 🤨
Thuggory: TIME TO SOUND THE HORNS OF WAR!!! TO ARMS!!! THEY DARE TO HARM MY BEST FRIEND!!! THEY SHALL PAY WITH THEIR LIVES!!! 💢😡
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Thuggory: Oi, who's been scratching up my swords??
Killer: *subtly sits on pile of weapons he's been happily scratching up and munching on like dog bones*
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Thuggory: I'm in love... with all of you wonderful followers who follow and support my blog. Thank you. 😘❤️
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