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Sorry to be an ugly fun-killer but in light of the recent Invasion I urge you all to be mindful of the things you reblog and the memes that you repost. Please remember that behind every "world war 3 lmao" post there is a reality where real people are going to be displaced from their homes and are going to lose their lives.

Before you laugh at that tweet that talks about the draft or whatever ask yourself: are you laughing because it's funny? or are you laughing because you're safe and comfortable in the West and it's not a direct problem for you?

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The Witcher + incorrect text messages. Lambert: it’s beanut butter.  Geralt: Please stop this, you’re scaring my family. 

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Therapist: Okay, so you said that your marriage was "satisfactory"?

Iris: No, no. You misheard me. I said it was a "sadness factory."

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Jaskier: Geralt’s playing hard-to-get.

Jaskier: Luckily for him, i’m good at playing hard-to-get-rid-of.

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Is this account still alive? 👀👀

i was resurrected only to continue posting for this blog

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DUDE YOUR BLOG IS AMAZING! I'm laughing too hard!!!

thank you!!  💖💖

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what did you think about witcher season 2? 👀👀

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I absolutely love this blog! I’ve got to replay the games, rewatch the series and re read the books now!

Haven’t replayed the game for a good while now, I want to re-read the books as well and watch the Hexer!! I’m obsessed with jan skrzetuski so for that I will give  michał a pass for the funny looking hair hehe. thank you ❤️

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You're posting again! Oml I'm so happy that you're posting again ahhh

🥺🥺🥺 thank you sweet anon!

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Some guy: These candles are so romantic, especially for a first date...

Philippa: First of all, I’m sacrificing you.

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Hjalmar, writing the poster for his missing axe: To the theif who stole—

Geralt: It’s thief, actually.

Hjalmar: Really?

Geralt: Yeah. I before E except after C.

[later]

Cerys, reading the poster about the axe she stole: The fuck is a thceif?

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Philippa: "Ladies and Gentlemen" is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly puts me to sleep.

Philippa: "Cowards" on the other hand is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.

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Zoltan: Hi, I’m Zoltan, but that’s not my real name, just a nickname.

Triss: What’s Zoltan short for?

Jaskier: He’s a dwarf.

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Jaskier: Yeeted!

Geralt: Yote!

Ciri: Yeeted!

Lambert: Yote!

Jaskier: Avallac'h! Please tell these idiots that it’s Yeeted!

Avallac'h: I just want to know who’s throwing all these books at me.

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Geralt, introducing his circle: This is my friend Regis, he’s cunning and charming and I’m so proud of him.

Geralt: This is my daughter Ciri, she's kind and strong and I’m so proud of her.

Geralt: This is Lambert, he has rabies.

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The Witcher + incorrect text messages.

Geralt: Have you ever read something so explicit you feel like you need to go to church and stay there for a year.  Lambert: Send it to me. 

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Ciri: *under her breath* this is bullshit

Lambert: Did you just curse? Because we don’t talk like that in this god-damn, mother-fucking house. Shit.