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Verona: I have cat-like reflexes.

Lucy: Prove it.

Verona: (points to a cat)

Verona: I like that cat.

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excited Skitter noises

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im not the unreliable narrator im the narrator who stepped up  

Taylor

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Swansong: I promised Antares I wouldn’t do anything stupid.

Swansong, softly: Sorry, Antares.

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Hey guys, when you say something is for the girls and the gays, can you include me in that as well? The girls, the gays, and Brian. If it's not too much trouble. Thanks guys.  

Grue, to the Undersiders

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Tattletale: You’re lucky it was Bitch and not Skitter or we’d be scraping your remains into a bucket.

Leet: That’s what she said!

Skitter: Hey, I’m a kinder person these days. He’d at least be able to get an open-casket funeral.

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I’ve heard it said that we only gain wisdom through suffering — and tonight I intend to make you very wise.

Skitter

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Citrine: Remember how upset you got when Tattletale ended an email with "thx" instead of thanks?  Accord visibly upset: Why would you bring that up?! 

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Weaver: Well well well.  Clockblocker: You sound like a villain.  Weaver: What?  Clockblocker: With your "Well, well, well..."  Weaver: No, I said "Well well well."  Clockblocker: Yeah?  Weaver: "Well, well, well" is VERY different from "Well well well." 

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everyone who has ever died from anything is an idiot. I wouldn't have done that.

Taylor Hebert

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Cherish: There’s a tree out there growing wood for your coffin.  Regent: Bold of you to assume my body will be found. 

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Aiden: Lisa, can you sign something for school?  Tattletale, shaking her head: If I sign this, you're going to have to learn how to forge my signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want and they'll never know. 

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Tattletale: What's your blood type?  Skitter, bleeding out: How would I know?  Grue: How would you not!?  Skitter: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?  Imp, confused: You don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?! 

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[video starts]  Sidepiece: My name's Sidepiece and I'm going to be making a wedding cake. On a budget, obviously.  Sidepiece: But that's not the main video. The main video is that I cannot cuss or the video ends. And if you're a recurrent viewer or, you know, can just look at me and tell, I... I like words.  Sidepiece: This started because Disjoint challenged me. He was like: "I bet you can't make an entire video without cussing." And I went: "You know what? Fuck you."  [video ends] 

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Alec: I'd like to be the person who throws rocks into the deep dark spooky water with bad vibes that everybody says not to disturb.   Alec: I would obviously die for it, but at least I'd die doing something I love—throwing rocks and causing problems on purpose. 

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Chevalier, to the Wardens: I hereby convene the meeting of the newly formed "What the Fuck are we Gonna Do" Committee. 

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[at Aegis' funeral]  Clockblocker: *places his hand on the headstone and sobs*  Clockblocker: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.