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I was built to protect and obey humans. And humans… are assholes.

Dragon

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I'm not "freaking out". Can't you see how unnaturally still and silent I am? Could someone who was "freaking out" be this rigid? This uncomfortably quiet. Yeah, didn't think so.  

Taylor

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On r/brocktonbay 

Alec: You'll eat human flesh but you're all suddenly against shark fin? I don't get it.   Taylor: Human flesh? Care to elaborate?   Alec: I assume everyone is a cannibal here.  

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Tattletale: I don't know, Taylor. You gotta be careful. You can't trust people you meet on the internet.   Tattletale: I went on a date with this guy I met online, and he seemed really nice... But at the end of the night?  Tattletale: I stole $200 from his wallet.  

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Taylor: Bankers, what is the protocol for if/when someone puts bees in one of your tube things?  Taylor: I do not plan on doing this, but it dawned on me that anyone can just show up to deposit a check, and instead of depositing a check in the tube, they can deposit bees and send them into the bank.   Taylor: Are you prepared to deal with this? 

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Skitter: You do realize we're on the same side, right?  Sundancer: Are we? If what I've been hearing about you is true, to advance your own team, you would throw mine under the bus without batting an eye.   Skitter: I would not!  Skitter (internally): Unless doing so was somehow optimal for the lives of a greater number of Brockton Bay residents than the six people that compose the Undersiders, which would be an action considered ethical and correct by most moral frameworks and certainly not a decision I would make "without batting an eye," and is in fact what anyone with an intact sense of rationality would choose to do under the same circumstances- 

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Grue: I used to be leader of the Undersiders.

Clockblocker: What happened?

Grue: Skitter took over after discovering her full potential.

Clockblocker: Wow

Grue: and a gun.

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Carol: Amy, what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?  Amy: I need to do it more often.  Carol: Exactly. 

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Lisa: I didn’t lie! Brian: YOU LIED! Lisa: No, I made an educated wish!

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Rachel: I didn't miss that social cue. I just thought it was stupid. 

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Skitter: Well done, Parian! You’re handling this whole thing rather well.  Parian: I don’t think I am, Taylor.  Skitter: Then you’re freaking out in the most useful way possible. Keep it up. 

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"Sometimes people do things that you can't do anything about. You just have to survive it and go on."

—Taylor Hebert

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Aiden: I need advice.   Imp, eating cookie dough for breakfast: You came to the right person.  

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Skitter: Down came the rain and washed the spider out Armsmaster: No. You are the spider. I am the sun. I dry up all the rain. Skitter: Yes! Freeing me, the spider, to climb up the spout again! Armsmaster: [Whispers] You bastard.

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i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad 

Taylor

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Sveta, discussing Victoria: I mean, yeah, she's clearly mentally ill. But you gotta admit it's a little charming watching her walk around pretending like she's not. 

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