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Simmons: You bought us gifts? Deke: Oh, I wouldn’t say bought exactly… I obtained.

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I am not in danger, I am the danger.

Sinara

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To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn't just about horses, I lost interest.

Deke Shaw

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RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different. And better. Maybe even better than the gods.

Aida

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Is it true that you can make Coulson do anything you want? Like if you said he had to eat a bug, he'd eat it even if it had lots of legs?

Daisy (to May)

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Deke: If I was the last person on Earth, would you date me? Daisy: Deke... If you were the last person on earth, I wouldn’t exist.

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Simmons: Have you made a dent in your reading list? Deke: I finished it! Simmons: You read eleven books? Deke: I read the list.

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Alya: Aunt Daisy! That girl hit me! Daisy: What am I, your bodyguard? Hit her back!

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Horny doesn’t always mean wanting to have sex. Sometimes it means wanting to be beat up or stabbed or something.

Raina

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Garret: I understand that we'll probably never be friends. May: You can leave out the "probably".

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I really value when people use violence for me, it's actually one of my love languages.

Snowflake

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Kasius: He's like the dad I never had. Sinara: You don’t have a dad? Kasius: I mean I do, but he sucks.

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It's Halloween. That's... really good timing.

Kara, walking around covered in blood

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Coulson: It doesn't have a tail, so I'm pretty sure it's a hamster. Daisy, helping him fix his computer: Okay, fine, right-click the hamster.

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Aida: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me. Daisy: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.

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Faulnak: I can't believe my best friend sided with Kasius. Sinara: I can't believe my best friend IS Kasius.

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Daisy: Why do you look so angry all the time? May: That’s just my face, I can’t change that.