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Adine: Why can't the government just give us a bunch of money once we graduate?

Anna: The government is flawed and should be burned to the ground.

Player: I'll get the pitchforks.

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Izumi: Sometimes I really want to know what exactly is going on inside your head.

Player: As someone who lives here, I'd have to say you really, really don't.

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Lorem: If I had a nickel for every time I got confused, I'd be like "where'd this nickel come from?" and then there'd be another nickel and I'd think "what's with the nickels?", leading to more nickels and confusion.

Lorem: Eventually, I'd be slowly crushed by nickels without ever knowing why.

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Maverick, deadpan: I’m so happy.

Adine: But you don’t look happy?

Maverick: I don’t smile a lot and lately when I do it hurts. But trust me, I’m happy.

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Anna: Just put the kettle on and make me a cup of tea.

Player: Sugar?

Anna: No, human, this isn't a brothel.

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Remy: Why are there little hand prints on the wall?

Player, whispering to Amely: Why are there little hand prints on the wall?

Amely, whispering: Because I have little hands.

Player: Because she has little hands.

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Player: If God doesn't exist, why are all the dragons so cute?

Izumi:

Izumi: Are you going to draw four, or...

Player: I'd rather sell Reza to Satan for one gram of serotonin.

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Sebastian: AAHHH!!! Somebody ate my donuts!

Player: Well, well, well. Looks like we have a real who-donut on our hands.

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Adine: You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?

Remy: Take a nap.

Adine: You just woke up.

Remy: …Take a nap.

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Anna, pointing at Reza: Can I kill him?

Player: ...not in public.

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Anna, hoarsely: I think I'm losing my voice.

Ipsum: Ha! That means you can't yell at us anymore!

*later that day*

Ipsum: Turns out, Anna is scarier when she's quiet.

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I only set you on fire a little bit. Grow up.

Anna, to Reza

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Anna: Bland, boring Remy.

Anna: If he was a spice, he’d be flour.

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Okay, I'm not going to stand here and listen to you accuse me of things I clearly did.

Reza

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Byrce: Yes, I’ve lost 3 PCs to viruses, and had my identity stolen 7 separate times, but maybe, just maybe, this time I’ll find a hot single in my area.

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Player: So they all really only go one way through time?

Izumi: Pretty much.

Player: ...poor fuckers.

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Reza: What? It was a warning shot.

Player: You literally shot him in the face!

Reza: It was to warn everyone else.