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deswhomst · 17 days ago
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Sirius, everytime he accidentally breaks something: Regulus! What have you done!?
(kid) Regulus, from the other room: What!?
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Sirius, after breaking a cup: REGULUS!
(adult) Regulus: *pounces on him* YOU ALWAYS DO THIS
Effie, knowing full well what's going on: *sipping coffee noises*
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birdasaurus · 3 months ago
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moonyswarmsweaters · 7 months ago
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Regulus: I scare people lots because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms so when they turn around I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me
James: how did you get in my house?
Regulus: exactly
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leinterested · 2 years ago
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Elf girls
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Dick, at the police station: hi, i'm here for jason.
officer: last name?
Dick : .....ah. you must be new.
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dwobbitfromtheshire · 5 months ago
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Steve was doing a grocery run at Bradley's Big Buy when the speakers crackled above him.
Intercom: Would Steve Harrington please come to the front? We have something that belongs to you.
Steve sighed. He already knew. When he got up front, he found Eddie and Dustin sitting on a bench with balloons tied around their wrists.
Steve: I didn't even bring you with me!
They grinned, looking happy to see him. Steve couldn't even be mad.
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d3524 · 5 months ago
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deswhomst · 18 days ago
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Lily: ... Why are you being so quiet?
Pandora: I'm pregnant
Lily: No, you're not, you're guilty. What did you do?
Pandora: I may … have gotten a puppy
Lily: what.
Pandora: *brings out weird looking puppy*
Lily: Is— Is that a hellhound?
Pandora, frowning: It’s a puppy
Lily: Oh my fucking hell, that's a hellhound. whERE DID YOU FIND A HELLHOUND?
Pandora: IT IS A PUPPY
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moonyswarmsweaters · 4 months ago
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James: So.
James: I'm in love.
James: with Regulus.
James: I'm in love with Regulus.
Remus:
Remus: Regulus Regulus?
James: Yes?
James: . . . thoughts?
Remus: And prayers.
Sirius: you’re going to need them.
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pandorasmage · 8 months ago
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prettylittleproblem · 10 months ago
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The Witch
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Dazai : " i don't know how to tell you this chuuya but you're in love with me "
Chuuya : " What ? "
Dazai :
Chuuya : " Oh my god, i am ."
Atsushi : " What kind of confession did i just Witness ? "
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fyanimaldiversity · 1 year ago
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African wild dog (Lycaon pictus) with reduced pattern
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theladydothtalktoomuch · 4 months ago
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Bruce: I can’t tell any of you apart half the time because I don’t go by height, age, gender or appearance. I go by who’s a pain in my ass. Which makes you all identical Tim: Hey! Fuck you! Bruce: Except Tim Tim: Thank you Bruce: He’s the fucking worst of all
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d3524 · 17 days ago
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darknessdrops · 2 months ago
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