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I don't actually have a question I just want to thank you for the laughs after reading your entire page, but my ocd is making me feel like a fraud, so I have to ask a question so... when are you going to write more incorrectcaryl quotes (please)? 🙏😁

as soon as i have the time! i'm v busy at the minute but i still love caryl with all my heart and love getting these messages - i fully intend to provide more laughs when i can ;)

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Daryl: this is my hero and the light of my life, carol

Carol: hi

Ezekiel, clearing his throat: ...aND?

Daryl, rolling his eyes: and her husband zeke

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Carol: how would you like your hair cut?

Daryl: uh... with scissors?

Daryl: a sword could be badass

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Daryl: you gotta learn to accept your flaws. just like i have

Carol: oh YOU'VE accepted your flaws?

Daryl: hell no

Daryl: i've accepted yours

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Daryl: have you talked with carol yet?

Anyone: i'm not scared of her!

Daryl: so that's a no then

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Rick: Okay guys, I left instructions for you while I'm gone.

Glenn: Perfect.

Maggie: Understood.

Daryl: Mine just says "Daryl no"

Rick: And I want you to apply that to. Every. Possible. Situation

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These are freaking amazing and instead of working on a fic I have been shrieking with laughter. You are a blessing to us all.

thank you!! messages like this make my day <3

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this is the greatest twd blog on tumblr thank you for your service

dude.... and even when i've been shamefully inactive.... i love you

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Daryl: sorry, i'm not good with emotion

Carol: what emotion?

Daryl: all of them

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I just scrolled through your entire blog and I am LOVING these omg. There's no way these aren't canon

anon, you are so wise. thank you!

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Maggie: so... what's it like dating carol?

Daryl: one time I asked her for water when she was pissed at me. she brought me a glass of ice and said "wait"

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Carol: so apparently the ‘bad vibes’ I’ve been feeling are actually ‘severe psychological distress'

Daryl, eye twitching: i know

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maggie: how's your day going?

daryl: i accidently left lydia alone with carol for five minutes, and now she knows how to use a flamethrower

carol: you're welcome

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Lydia: daryl said you'd give me some feminine advice

Carol: ok. if a guy ever condescendingly calls you princess, exert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded

Lydia: ...is that why you married the king?

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Daryl: i'm not saying carol's the most competent person we've got. i'm just saying in the middle of a mental breakdown she's more useful than half these bitches are at full power

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500% one of my fav blogs welcome baaaaack

ahh thank you! i’m probably still going to be inactive on and off but believe me, i will always be back ;)

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lydia: carol reminds me of the ocean

daryl, sighing: deep, beautiful and powerful?

lydia: terrifying and full of salt