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You can sign the petition here.

And here you can donate to support hungary's pride organization.

maybe no one cares that much but this shit is happening here in hungary

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Beau: Did Yasha just tell me she loved me for the first time?

Fjord: Yeah, she did.

Beau: And did I do finger guns back?

Fjord: Yeah, you did.

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Caduceus: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Caleb: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Caduceus: Tha- that's not how that works..

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Jester: Hey Yasha, are you free on Friday? Like around 8?

Yasha: Yeah.

Jester: And you, Beau?

Beau: Umm... yes?

Jester: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Beau: Did she just-

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Keyleth: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Percy: Well, Vex and I..

Vex: *elbows Percy*

Percy: ..wouldn't know.

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Jester(reading): There's a study that says every friend group has one person that every other member has had a crush on at one point. Which of us do you think that'd be?

Beau, Caleb, and Fjord, all staring at Jester: ...

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Bright Queen: So what are all of your powers?

Caleb: I can cast spells.

Fjord: I can summon swords.

Caduceus: I make good life decisions.

Bright Queen: That's not really-

Caleb: No, trust us. He is our most important member.

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Beau: Dairon gave me a get better card.

Jester: That's sweet.

Beau: I wasn't sick, she just thinks I can do better.

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Vex: You don't think I can fight because I'm a girl.

Vax: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Grog can fight in that dress either.

Grog: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

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Vax: I didn't drink that much last night.

Scanlan: You were flirting with Keyleth.

Vax: So what? She's my girlfriend.

Scanlan: You asked if she was single...

Scanlan: And then you cried when she said she wasn't.

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Nott: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Jester: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Fjord: Drunk.

Beau: Wasted.

Caleb: Dead.

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Jester: Do dragons fart fire?

Caleb: I don't know.

Jester: I thought you went to college.

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Caduceus: “Maybe you should focus on your own health, when’s the last time you had a carrot?”

Jester: “Well, it’s my least favourite type of cake, so rarely. If I absolutely have to, I’ll just eat the frosting.”

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Burglar: If you want to live, give me all your money!

Caleb: Bold of you to assume that I want to live and that I have money.

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Percy: [rolling over and turning on the bedside lamp]

Percy: If life is unfair to everyone.. 

Percy: does that make it fair?

Vex: [hitting him with a pillow] It’s 4am, go back to sleep!

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Fjord: Everyone synchronize your watches.

Nott: I don’t know how to do that.

Caleb: I don’t wear a watch.

Caduceus: Time is a construct.

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Caleb: Is that all you care about? Money and applause?

Molly: And sex...for which I usually get applause.