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[romanoffshouse]

Wanda: Y/N, are you crying?

Y/N: No, I'm just having an allergic reaction.

Wanda: To what?

Y/N: Life.

[leorobotsworld]

Yang: You're killing my tough huntress personality

Jaune: Who's a good girl?

Yang: *blushing* ...me

[andersonsgf]

Natasha, during training: Alright, listen up, you little shits. Not you, Y/n. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here.

[wolfer13579]

Alastor: *Barges into Lucifer’s room* Are you alright, my darling?

Lucifer: Yeah. Why? What’s up?

Alastor: I thought I heard something loud drop.

Lucifer: That was my shirt.

Alastor: Your shirt fell and made that noise?

Lucifer: I was inside of it.

[incorrectpokemon-quotes]

Ash: Gary gave me a get better soon card once.

Dawn: Aww, that's sweet!

Ash: But I wasn't sick. He just thought I could do better.

[autisticzenitsu]

Zenitsu, to Tanjiro: I love laying my head on your chest when you're sleeping so I can hear you breathe. Aoi, to Inosuke: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how loud you are and why I can't sleep.

[incorrectteyvatism]

Venti: I wasn't that drunk.

Diluc: You were using the flashlight on your phone to find your phone.

[pathetic-dreamy]

Harry: Is something burning?

Louis: My burning love for you of course!

Harry: …

Louis: …

Louis: And the kitchen is on fire.

[hchollym]

Percy: My partner must be top of the line; graceful, poise, and elegant.

Oliver: *walks into a wall because he's too busy looking at his Quidditch playbook & hasn't showered in 3 days because he's too focused on the upcoming match*

Percy:

Percy: I want that one.

[incorrect-nosgoth]

Vorador: You know, people treat me like a god. Kain: How? Vorador: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

[traveleroffarawayplaces]

Twilight: … the important thing is that you learned something.

Wild walking away with half of his hair burnt and clothing covered in ash: No, I didn’t.

[romanoffshouse]

Random person, gesturing towards Y/N: Excuse me, is this woman bothering you?

Natasha: Yes, but she's my wife. I signed up for this.

[leorobotsworld]

Ruby: Merry Christmas, Pyrrha

Pyrrha: Merry Christmas, Ruby

Ruby/Pyrrha: I got you a Jaune

*Both of them show a paper wrapped Jaune*

Jaune: Hey

Jaune: Hi

Ruby/Pyrrha: Wow, just what I wanted

Ruby: ...

Ruby: Let's make them have sex

Pyrrha: *without hesitation* Yes

Jaune: *confused* What?

Jaune: *breaking free* Finally

[andersonsgf]

Y/n: Oh fiddlesticks

Natasha: I know this is a tense situation but watch your fucking language

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Blood Moon: *texting Lunar* I heard Stitchwraith say he was going to Dairy Queen so I snuck into his car and he has no idea I’m here.

Blood Moon: *texting Lunar* He asked FC what he wanted, and I popped up from the floor and said ‘I was thinking about a milkshake’.

Blood Moon: *texting Lunar* I have never heard two people scream louder.

[incorrectpokemon-quotes]

Gary, to the rest of the gang: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.