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Hiroo: How many cans of soda have you had today? Michiho: I dunno. 6 or 7? Hiroo: Six or seven?! There are about 10 teaspoons of sugar in each one of those! Hiroo: 10 teaspoons times 7 cans is 70 teaspoons and there are 48 teaspoons in a cup- that's almost a cup and a half of sugar in one day! Michiho, popping open another can: Is that like a lot? Hiroo: It depends on whether you are a human being or a chocolate cake.

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My new philosophy is to live in the moment...Unless the moment, you know, sucks. Then I live in some other moment.

Shou

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Moe: I'm sure everything you've been through made you stronger! Yashiki: It absolutely did not. It did make me funnier though.

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Yashiki, walking into the kitchen: Wh-? YOU TWO??? Moe: Hey, Yashiki! Want some coffee? Yashiki: What are you doing here? It’s 6 in the morning! Shou: Well, since you invited us over for dinner, we wanted to stop by early and help make it. Yashiki: Was the door unlocked? Moe: Not at first.

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Mashita: So you’re telling me if I say “Have a nice day” it’s completely acceptable… Mashita: But if I tell someone to enjoy their next 24 hours it’s considered “very threatening”?

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I’m not arguing. I’m just offering a relentlessly contrary point of view.

Mashita

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Hazuki: I dunno, maybe the horrors would be less daunting if we were holding hands.

Akira: With each other or the horrors?

Hazuki: I have two hands.

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Natsumi, about Ban: Is this a friend of yours, Akira?

Akira: Kind of? Not really. He’s in my life and there’s nothing I can do about it.

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Hazuki: Living well is the best revenge.

Amanome: Yeah, but obviously I’m not gonna do that! What’s the second best? Cutting their brakes, right?

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Moe: They died of natural causes.

Shou: They were stabbed multiple times.

Moe: Well it’s natural to die after that.

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Rose: You have a crush on Akira, don’t you?

Hazuki: I never said that. You may have heard it. I may have thought it. It may be true. But I never said it.

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Moe: Hey, what's the name of the guy we always run in to at the supermarket?

Shou: His dogs' names are Sprinkles and Boots.

Moe: That's not what I asked.

Shou: That's the information I have.

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Hazuki: Next person who tells me that is getting turned into a mushroom.

Akira: … You can do that?

Hazuki:..Well no. But when you really think about it, one way or another, in the end, everyone gets turned into mushrooms. At least, if they’re lucky enough to die in a forest.

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Rose: Remember, bird-watching goes both ways.

Hazuki: That’s vaguely threatening, thank you.

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Out of all my body parts, my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls per day.

Mashita

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Mashita: So you’re telling me if I say “Have a nice day” it’s completely acceptable…

Mashita: But if I tell someone to enjoy their next 24 hours it’s considered “very threatening”?

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Yashiki: I either have a plan, or I'm an idiot.

Mashita: That's good. 'Cause usually you have a plan and you're an idiot.