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Keita: *coughs blood*

Hinako: Don't die, Keita!

Keita: Don't tell me what to do!

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Daichi: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Joe: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man.

Daichi: THE WHO?

Joe: Oh this is not a safe space suddenly

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Daichi: Everything just happens so much all the time

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Haru: “cmon child safety lid you know it's me”

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Joe to Otome: “Any interest in drunk sledding later? If not, any interest in healing me later?”

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Yamato: I don’t have friends

Daichi: Then what are we to you

Yamato: Headaches

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is my human suffering sexy enough for you, God? is it getting you off king 

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Keita: Stop saying your life is a joke

Keita: Jokes, at the least, have meaning

Daichi: Why did I think for once in your life you were actually going to say something nice

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Kazuya: I’m just saying, when I die in mysterious and unexplained circumstances I want you all to make sure that everybody knows it. Instead of saying how I was “a friend to everyone” and that I “lit up a room” when I entered it, I want people to shake their heads while muttering that I “asked too many questions for my own good” and talk about how they “warned me that I was getting in way over my head” and that I “always had a knack for finding trouble” wherever I went. If you don’t make me a local urban legend you’ve failed me.

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Hibiki: Look, let me just walk you through a hypothetical. Can I walk you through a hypothetical?

Miyako: What did you do this time?

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Miyako: Okay Kuze, the worst thing you can do in these situations is take matters into your own hands

Hibiki: Got it!

Hibiki: *hangs up the phone*

Hibiki: OKAY EVERYONE WE’RE TAKING THIS SITUATION INTO OUR OWN HANDS

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[After one of Fumi's experiments]

Otome: Good lord! What is happening in there?!

Daichi: Aurora Borealis.

Otome: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within that room?!

Daichi: Yes.

Otome: ...May I see it?

Fumi: No.

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*Explosions in the distance*

Jungo, grabbing Airi: “Keita! Grab the small ones first, their tiny legs are useless!”

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Kaido: “COME AND FIGHT ME YOU BITCH ASS PUNK!”

Keisuke: “Can you at least try to sound sophisticated?”

Kaido: “Dost thou wish to engage in a duel, my good bITCH?!”

Keisuke: “How did you make it worse?”

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Jungo: “It’s just..... you can be a little judgemental.”

Airi: “What a stupid thing to say! Name one time when I have been judgmental.”

Jungo: “...okay.”

[Flashback]

Airi: “What a stupid thing to say!”

[End Flashback]

Airi: “Oh.... so like just a few seconds ago.”

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i feel like i’ve been in an art rut lately (◍•﹏•) please take a humble sprite redraw

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Daichi: Anyone know any good substitutes for love and personal fulfillment?

Joe: Crunchy Wrap Supreme from Taco Bell