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Louis: English is CRAZY. Oregano is both a spaghetti leaf topping and a form of paper art!

Egon: What is this "paper art" you speak of?

Louis: That shit where you make cranes and stuff out of folded paper!

Dana: ... Louis.

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Egon: I’ve made a spread sheet of all the paranormal activity in Manhattan.

Peter: There are so much ghosts in New York, no one should live here.

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Winston is in the kitchen and they hear a crash from the living room

Winston, running into the living room: WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED HERE?!?!

Peter, looking at the broken TV screen and the remote on the floor: I was trying to throw the remote onto the TV stand!

Winston: And Egon didn’t stop you?!

Peter, pointing at a sleeping Egon: They’ve been asleep for the past three hours.

Ray, walking in, oblivious to the situation: Hey guys-

Ray, realizing: Wait, is the TV broken? Why?!

Winston, pointing at Peter: They threw the remote onto the TV stand.

Ray: Come on! That’s the 5th time this week and it’s 2 in the morning on a Tuesday!

Egon, waking up to see the situation: yawns How long was I out?

Egon, seeing the broken TV: OH GOSH NOT AGAIN! VENKMAN, I TOLD YOU NOT TO!

Peter: You were asleep! And I always take a window of opportunity when I see it!

Winston and Ray, in unison: But you broke the-

Peter: My work here is done. If anyone asks, I was never. dashes out of the living room

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Egon: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?

Egon: And atoms never touch each other.

Egon: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch Peck.

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Some Incorrect quotes in honor of Ghostbusters day and the 40th anniversary!!!

Peck: Aren’t you going to say “have a nice day?”

Egon: I don’t care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day.

Winston: This is a bad idea.

Peter: Then why are you coming along?

Winston: Someone has to get your injured ass home.

Elon: I don't like bugs. Brother, are you even listening to me?

Egon: I seem to have misplaced my ant farm.

Elon: MOOOOOM!

Trevor: Is five a lot of followers?

Lucky: Depends on the context.

Lucky: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.

Lucky: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.

Louis: Snow got me feeling some type of way.

Egon: That's hypothermia. Louis: Damn, the paramedics told me it was the magic of Christmas.

Peter: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.

Louis: The cow??

Peter: What?

Dana: Louis, W H Y?

Winston: Tell me a little about yourself.

Egon: I'd rather not, I really like this group.

Peter: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.

Dana: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

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Peter: That was a joke. Say ha.

Egon: Ha.

Peter: Now do it again.

Egon: Ha.

Peter: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.

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Honestly I’m not one to make a lot of headcannons but I’m tempted to try to make some.

Answer to @differentsublimephantom ‘s ask for ghost head-cannons

Muncher (mostly sad though):

Was a worker in Shandor’s selenium factory in the 30s/40s.

Had an accident at said factory that resulted in his death (not surprising)

Somehow died because of nails, don’t ask how, probably gruesomely. That’s why he spits nails at them.

He‘s only really harmful when he feels threatened otherwise he just eats metal.

Podcast came up with the nickname name Muncher because he „munches“ Metal. Phoebe found the name weird but gave in and used him when they caught him.

After getting released by Podcast he just returned to his manifestation point. They never tried to catch him again.

Gozer: Don’t have any at the moment.

Vinz and Zuul:

Definitely have a thing for each other. I mean, the way to bring Gozer into this world is making out with each other.

Both have human/ghost appearances but Gozer forbids them to show themselves like that.

They weren’t always demons. In around 3000 B.C. they were a couple who got sacrificed to Gozer as a human sacrifice, who made them their servants. (Tragic..)

Were also Gozer worshippers before their death.

Slimer (Frozen Empire Edition):

Staying in the Firehouse since 1989.

Just stole food from various places over the last thirty years

Loves cheetos, they’re his favorite snack

Trevor never tries to catch him again and eventually just buys extra snacks for Slimer.

Possesor:

Non human entity

Very mischievous but actually pretty harmless. Only attacked the Ghostbusters because it was under Garraka‘s influence.

Loves messing with the lab crew and especially Lars.

Lars plays games with it and occasionally gives him tennis balls.

Pukey:

Lucky called it that after it puked way to much Slime on them.

Normally friendly, but it’s better to keep it behind a glass if you don’t want to risk get puked at.

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Peter: Hey Egon?

Egon: Yeah?

Peter: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

Egon: …

Egon: ...What.

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Peter: A party is a celebration of a life, bringing people together to let the guest of honor know how much they’re loved. Egon has done so much for us. This is our chance to do something for them.

Winston: By forcing them to have fun at a party that they don’t want to be at?

Peter: I knew you’d understand.

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Peter: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?

Egon: It’s a book. There’s a lot of those in here, this is a library.

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Some incorrect quotes with Egon in them in honor of Harold’s birthday!!!

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Egon: Accidentally indulged in too much ‘free time’, turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

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Janine, watching Ray and Peter fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Egon, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Janine: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?

Ray: Egon.

Peter: Spengs.

Egon: Me.

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Winston: Peck ain’t the problem this year.

Egon: When are you gonna get it? Peck is ALWAYS the problem.

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Egon: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.

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Peter: Okay, how do I look? Be honest.

Ray: There’s no critic more honest than Spengler!

Egon: Bad.

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Egon: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.

Peter: But what if something else happens just this one time.

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Ray: Would you punch Peck-

Egon: Yes.

Ray: I didn't even finish!

Egon: Sorry, continue.

Ray: Would you slap Peck for 10 dollars?

Egon: I would do it for free.

Peck: Rude...

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Ray: *venting endlessly to Egon about their week*

Egon, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.

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This just fits the so well….

(Vid is mine btw)

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Egon: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-

Janine: *blushes* What are your thoughts?

Egon: The fourth sentence-

Janine: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-

Egon: It’s “you’re” not “your”.

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Ray: How long do you think it'll take?

Egon: I don’t know, three or four.

Ray: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?

Egon: Yeah, maybe five.

Ray: Five what?!

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Janine: Louis doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions.

Ray: Louis thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.

Peter: Who's fucking caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

Egon: Do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions?

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Peter: You’re overthinking this.

Egon: You don’t know the appropriate level of thinking, Venkman. What if I’m underthinking?