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steph: i guess i’m just too tough to cry.
matt: just today you were crying about snakes.
steph: they don’t have any arms!
#gtlive#incorrect gtlive quotes#stephanie patrick#matthew patrick#source: steven universe#submission#anon#thank you so much anon!!
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jason: *panicking* why would you bring her here? i thought we were friends!
matt: what? i don’t understand! what’s the problem?
steph: *reading from flash cards* heey t-dog. what is up in this… hizz-ouse?
matt: *quietly starts crying*
jason: are you crying?
matt: there’s just so much beauty in the world, you know?
#gtlive#incorrect gtlive quotes#matpat#stephpat#jason parker#source: sword art online abridged#submission#zeldafanmaria#thanks so much for the submission may your home be blessed!!!!
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matt: ask me why i love you.
steph: why do you love me?
matt, pulling out a 500 page lesson plan: i thought you'd never ask.
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jason: women are very hard to read.
steph: actually, we just want -
jason: such complex creatures.
steph: if you'd just listen -
jason: so mysterious.
#gtlive#incorrect gtlive quotes#stephanie patrick#jason parker#source: twitter#submission#rayenfordeuss#thank you so so much for your submission!!
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chris: what are you reading?
matt: a book of things i love.
chris: matthew, those are just pictures of stephanie.
matt: oh, what a coincidence.
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matt: i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet.
matt: and if there are cats in outer space i love them, too.
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jason, about matt: he made a shirt that says 'i love stephanie', and he wears it under all of his clothes.
#gtlive#incorrect gtlive quotes#matthew patrick#stephanie patrick#stephew#jason parker#source: mean girls
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literally anybody: raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimised by scott cawthon.
team theorist, but especially matt: *raises their hands*
#gtlive#incorrect gtlive quotes#matthew patrick#stephanie patrick#jason parker#chris widin#source: mean girls
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steph: you have no idea what i'm capable of.
jason: don't take that personally but i feel like i'm being threatened by a cupcake.
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matt: things i want: snuggles.
matt: things i receive: struggles.
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chris: i'm very strong. i could fight off maybe twenty snails. twenty-one on a good day.
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jason: physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll.
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matt: stephanie, you're like an angel without wings.
steph: so, like a person?
#gtlive#incorrect gtlive quotes#matthew patrick#stephanie patrick#stephew#source: parks and rec#inspired by the lovely dark angel!steph au from a while back
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steph, as matt balances her on his legs: matthew. do i even weigh anything to you?
matt: nope. it's like holding a couple of grapes.
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matt: hey jason? take your sass, and put it in your pocket.
jason: what?
matt: your sass? just put it in your pocket.
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matt: i'll do it. but only for the attention.
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steph: school is cool. that's why it rhymes.
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