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incorrectmarvelquote · 1 month ago
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Peter: [looking at apartment ads]
Peter: What about this one?
Tony: Kid, that says ‘five floors, one in each room’
Peter: What else could you need?
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incorrectmarvelquote · 5 months ago
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Tony: How would you describe yourself?
Peter: Verbally
Peter: But I’ve also prepared an interpretive dance-
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incorrectmarvelquote · 6 months ago
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Tony: We need someone to go undercover in the middle school
Peter: I’ll do it, with the right hat, I can pass for 13
Tony: I don’t think so
Peter: Well how about I get you a pair of platform shoes and you can pass for 12-
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incorrectmarvelquote · 7 months ago
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Peter: This is for my earthquake survival kit
Tony: We don’t get earthquakes
Peter: That’s what everyone says until they wake up to their kitchen across the street-
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incorrectmarvelquote · 7 months ago
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Peter: I can’t do Saturday, I’m going to a Bar Mitzvah
Tony: You seem to care a lot about it considering you thought Hanukkah was Han Solo and Chewbacca’s baby
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incorrectmarvelquote · 7 months ago
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Rhodey: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail
Tony: No, it was my fault. I shouldn’t have used my one phone call to play a prank on Peter
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incorrectmarvelquote · 7 months ago
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Tony: Is it true you once spent 2 days in the trunk of Peter’s car trying to scare him?
Harley: No
Harley:
Harley: It was 4
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incorrectmarvelquote · 7 months ago
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Tony: Peter, I need you to tell me the truth
Peter: Of course
Tony: Did you go after that bad guy after I specifically told you not to?
Peter:
Peter: Dare
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incorrectmarvelquote · 7 months ago
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Tony: That’s a cool rock
Peter: Thanks, MJ gave it to me
MJ: I threw it at you
Peter: She’s basically in love with me
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incorrectmarvelquote · 7 months ago
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Tony: [looking at Steve] I can fix him
Bruce: You’re literally worse
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incorrectmarvelquote · 8 months ago
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Peter: Someone threw a snowcone at me today
Peter: Hit me right in the face
Peter: I thought I hit a rainbow it was terrifying
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incorrectmarvelquote · 8 months ago
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Tony: [on the phone] Where are you?
Peter: [also on the phone] I’m waiting for the subway
Tony: Well hurry up
Peter: [panicking] I don’t know how to wait any faster???
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incorrectmarvelquote · 8 months ago
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incorrectmarvelquote · 8 months ago
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Bonjour
Ciao
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incorrectmarvelquote · 8 months ago
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Tony: Kid! Why aren’t you in school?!
Peter: Have you seen the weather out there? If it’s raining outside, me and the old man be snoring inside, okay?
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incorrectmarvelquote · 9 months ago
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Peter: I wanna play football with her
Tony: Pete, she’s two days old
Harley: She can be the ball
Pepper: Remind me to never leave her alone with you two
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incorrectmarvelquote · 9 months ago
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Harley: I’m not mean. Tell me one thing I’ve done that’s mean!
Peter: When I was concussed you convinced me eggs weren’t real
Harley: They’re not
Peter: See! You are mean!
Harley: No, I’m serious, didn’t you hear?
Peter: No? What?
Harley: Why would you fall for that again?
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