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Chris: You calling me a liar?
Dave: I ain’t calling you a truther.
#submission#megadeth#dave mustaine#chris poland#source: drake and josh#dave's so shadyyyyyy bruhhh and then chris poland said that made it more difficult to get by and had to get a day job washing dishes
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Dave: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Chris: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Dave: I’m leaving, and I’M TAKING THE BAND WITH ME
Gar: [picking up the monopoly board] I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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i'm glam because i wore eyeliner? dude, that was one time
— dave mustaine
#i accept your sources for dave mustaine having glam aesthetics because bro had the whole aesthetic#even if he said glam is 'gay la music' and 'gay la metal'#MY GUY WAS A WALKING CONTRADICTION#and i think ron mcgovney already mentioned that he used to talk to motley crue in order for metallica to get gigs in LA#so ron already knew about james glamfield and dave glamstaine#tbh the quote i had is something i think dave mustaine would say bc bro was in denial#denial is not just a river in egypt
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fuck you, pay me.
— chris poland after recording demos for megadeth
#chris poland#dave mustaine#source: goodfellas#this is based on how chris poland mentioned doing demos for rust in peace but felt like dave didn't pay him and he wasn't having it
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i'm glam because i wore eyeliner? dude, that was one time
— dave mustaine
#dave mustaine#source: me#dude be hating on glam but had the eyeliner and all in wake up dead#and let's not forget that jr had his all black outfit with his jacket unbuttoned#and bro looked like he was heading to a motley concert#i'll shut up now#megaqueue
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I feel God in this Chili's tonight.
— marty friedman in a state of euphoria
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See you next Tuesday, then!
— dave mustaine on a phone call
#dave mustaine#source: unknown#incorrect megadeth quotes#i know he would say shit like that bc dave has thrown shade at some of his former bandmates#and i'm sometimes like bruhhh no!#dude wrote liar just to throw shade at chris poland like my guyyyyy you already fired him
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-At some point during the SFSGSW tour circa 1988-
Dave: I know you have a crush on me…
Doro: What?!
Dave: [looking away quickly] Nothing!
#submission#megadeth#dave mustaine#souce: icarly#doro pesch#doro was living the y/n life in her photos but wasn't dave with diana at the time?
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Dave: It's over, Dave! I have the high ground.
David: You underestimate my power!
#dave mustaine#david ellefson#< for blacklisting#source: star wars episode 3: revenge of the sith#source: star wars#source: star wars: revenge of the sith#was gonna post this on the incorrect metallica quotes blog with dave being anakin but idk who would be obi-wan#but tbh both daves would've joined the sith
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you were supposed to restore the balance, not leave it in darkness!
— the megadeth fandom to david ellefson
update: changed it to the fandom's words
#david ellefson#source: star wars#source: star wars- episode 3: revenge of the sith#< for blacklisting#update: i changed it to the fandom saying that jr could've restored the order and instead he left it in darkness
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One thing about Dave is he HATTTEEEDD Julie on his soul istg😭😭😭😭
#david ellefson#julie foley#years after the scandal and coming to terms with it still makes me uncomfortable mentioning it#but none of this surprises me because does bro even love her?#plot twist: dave was the guy who makes jokes about not liking his wife and turns out to not rly fuck with her
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Dave: [opens a suitcase and finds out it's filled with rocks] What? They're all filled with rocks! David: [points at him] I don't tell you how to live your life.
#dave mustaine#david ellefson#< for blacklisting#source: spongebob squarepants#i felt it made sense between the two daves despite it all
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don't be a dick, man
— chris poland to dave mustaine
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never was an honest word, but that was when i ruled the world
— david ellefson covering coldplay
#david ellefson#< for blacklisting#source: coldplay#it makes sense because dude still talks about megadeth and still collabs with former bandmates#and there's no going back after he got the boot#he was a part of megadeth but dude fucked up and now it's all over
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Money...it’s just bits of paper or numbers on a screen, isn’t it, really? But these walls, they exist. If you can imagine memories happening in them, then that’s real, isn’t it?
— marty friedman questioning life
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Teemu Mantysaari: *finding out about Temu* “That’s not how it’s spelled…”
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