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Tsubasa: It’s dark in here.

Yu: Don’t worry dude.

Yu: *Stomps his feet*

Yu: *Sketchers light up*

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American DJ: How many kids do you have?

Blader DJ: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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Kyoya: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.

Benkei: I’m worried about you.

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Pluto: I'm never having a debate with Dynamis again, he literally started his argument with "Riddle me this."

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Masamune: I never make the same mistake twice.

Yu: He makes it four or five times, just to be sure.

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Tobio: Come on Watarigani, you’re not buying this.

Tetsuya: Is it so hard to believe that Doji might actually respect my talent?

Tobio: Well, yeah.

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Tetsuya: I was just about to do a sweet backflip to safety.

Yu: He’s never once flipped.

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Zeo: Wow, I thought you didn’t like reading.

Masamune: I don't. This book is all pictures, and even then, my patience is being tried.

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Ryuga: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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Tithi: What does “take out” mean?

Gingka: Food.

Madoka: Dating.

Ryuga: Murder.

Kyoya: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.

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Ryuga: Can I have the salt?

Kenta: What do we say?

Ryuga: NOW

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Madoka: Masamune No!

Masamune: What?

Madoka: Sorry, force of habit. Tsubasa No!

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Demure: You’re umm..

Kyoya: Intimidating? Aw-inspiring?

Demure: on fire.

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Yu: I am not adorable! I’m serious and formidable!

Tsubasa: Aww

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Tsubasa: Yu, I need to talk to you about something important.

Yu: That building was already on fire when I got there.

Tsubasa: What

Yu: What

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Jack: u guys can use he / him prns on me but dont get it twisted bc i am still a pretty pretty princess.

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Tetsuya: Hello darkness my old friend.

Tobio: You don’t have any friends.