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Wirt: I don’t have the energy for this

Beatrice: For what?

Wirt: [gestures vaguely]

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Beatrice, jokingly: Fun game, play peek-a-boo with your child but never reappear.

Wirt: My dad was really good at this game.

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Greg: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconut, so baby oil-

Wirt: Can't we just have a nice family dinner for once?

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What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, ‘Oh Greg is such a nice guy, Greg is so happy-go-lucky! Greg can’t be in a bad mood!’ Well, you know what? Greg CAN be in a bad mood and right now, Greg IS in a bad mood.

Greg, probably

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Greg: [gets 8 hours of sleep minimum each night]

Greg: I am so awake and ready for the day, the sun is beautiful and I am so happy to be alive.

Wirt: I've had 30 minutes of sleep for the last five days and now I can smell sounds please kill me.

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Beatrice: I know you’re not used to this, but maybe you should just try to keep it chill and see what happens.

Wirt: Great advice. Impossible to follow, but great advice.

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Wirt: You called Greg? And not me?!

Beatrice: Well, when you have a crazy theory, you don’t call the voice of reason.

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The Woodsman: You're smiling, did something good happen?

Beatrice: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Greg: Wirt tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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[Wirt and Greg arguing]

Wirt: No, I’ll tell you what the problem is. The problem is-

Greg: [holding his breath and covering his ears]

Wirt: Great, that’s just what your brain needs. Less oxygen.

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Yeah physically I’m weak but emotionally I’m weaker.

Wirt, probably

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Wirt: There was something in my life that prevented me from having friends when I was a little boy.

Beatrice: It must have been your personality.

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Anna Edelwood: Due to personal reasons I will be disappearing under mysterious circumstances.

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[before they find Beatrice]

Greg: For the next night we’re going to live off whatever nature sends our way. See that stream? That’s our drinking water. See those berries? That’s our breakfast.

Wirt: See that skeleton? That’s our future.

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[after leaving Lorna's]

Greg: So, what’s the plan?

Wirt: I thought you were the one with the plan.

Greg: Nope. I’m the one with enthusiasm.

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Beatrice: Where do you think you’re going?

Wirt: Slowly insane.

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[while in Endicott's Mansion]

Beatrice: You can feel the history coming from the walls in here.

Wirt: Yeah, isn't that wonderful?

Beatrice: Not when the history fights back!