#incorrect otgw quotes

[mauswyx]

unkie tommy on babysitting duty

[golden-wires]

i got a lil bored and wanted to make this, ngl i most likely will make more

[egginfroggin]

Wirt is far too tired for this

Saw the quote and immediately thought of them

Transcription:

top left - Greg: "Oh, just so you know, Wirt, it's very muggy outside

top right - Wirt: "..."

bottom left - Wirt: "Greg, I swear, if I step outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn..."

bottom right - Greg: "*sipping from a bowl*" (arrow, pointing to bowl: "hot chocolate")

[tfp-is-my-lifeblood-lol]

Tfp Incorrect Quotes but They're All from Over the Garden Wall

(Slightly paraphrased, so they'll make sense)

Arcee: "We need directions."

Smokescreen: "You don't need directions! Just follow that compass inside your heart."

Arcee: ...

Arcee: "No, I'm pretty sure we need directions."

Ratchet: "Miko, don't you want to be more like Jack? -- Just always doing what you're told?"

Jack: "Huh?"

Ratchet: "Just a pathetic pushover who relies on others to make all his decisions?"

Jack: "Hey! What? I'm not a pushover!"

Ratchet: "Hold on, Jack. Let me get to my point."

Jack: "Fine."

Ratchet: "See, Miko? No willpower whatsoever. You need to be more like that."

Bulkhead: "What?! We can't STEAL from this guy!"

Wheeljack: "Why not? We already stole a human."

Bulkhead: "Humans can talk. Miko can do whatever she wants."

Miko: "I wanna steal!"

Bulkhead: "WHAT?!"

Smokescreen: "I'll think of my wish later."

Optimus: "No, no, not a wish. I'm not magic. I'll just do you a good turn."

Smokescreen: "Can you turn me into a tiger?"

Optimus: "I just said I'm not magic."

Smokescreen: "It doesn't have to be a magical tiger."

Miko: "It's GOT to be a real ghost!"

Jack: "But h-how can you be so certain?"

Miko: "Cause I really, really wanna see a ghost -- really bad."

Jack: "Oh."

Ratchet: "Ok, Jack. I'll admit it. You seem like a pushover, but you're not."

Jack: "Oh?"

Ratchet: "Deep down in your heart, you're a stubborn jerk! When are you gonna give this up?"

Jack: "Maybe never. Maybe I'll never give this up!"

Airachnid: *smacks Starscream with a broom* "No seekers aloud in my forest!"

Starscream: "No seeker aloud in your?-"

Airachnid: "It's a bad omen when a seeker enters through your door. It's bad luck."

Starscream: "Lady, seekers are good luck! We bring joy and happiness to the- AHH!"

Airachnid: *smacks him again* "Good luck, bad luck, I don't want any of it!"

Starscream: "Curse you, lady, curse you! You'll die someday, and I'll laugh! LAUGH! AHAHAHAHAHA!"

[xovera-toz]

Greg: Why do the other kids like playing family so much?

Beatrice: Ask your brother. He's playing mom 24/7 and doesn't seem to get tired of it.

Wirt, hands on his hips: Okay, so first of all-

[angelofanimation]

Greg: Hey.  Wirt: Yeah?  Greg: You ever wonder why we’re here?  Wirt: It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, but it keeps me up at night.  Greg: What? I mean, why are we here in the Unknown?  Wirt: Oh.  Greg: What was all that stuff about God?  Wirt: Nothing. Greg: You wanna talk about it?  Wirt: No. 

[incorrect-dnd-quotes]

NPC Guard: “Who are you?”

Rogue: [rolling a Nat 1 on Deception] “We’re burglars!”

Bard: “No, no. No, no. We’re not! We just needed to get out of the rain, and we thought this place was abandoned, so-”

Rogue: “-so we came here to burgle your turts!”

[wirtswiftie]

wirt: i really love billy joel's voice, he has something that male singers don't have today.

sara: heterosexuality?

wirt:

[angstandhappiness]

DUDE

If you think I’m over spooky season just cuz October’s over then I got some news for you >:3

Bc of my heavy work load this last month I wasn’t able to get as many pictures done for October as I wanted, but I’ve had this idea for a crossover between Otgw and Pjo for a while and I finished it last night ʕ•̫͡•ʔ

[voidthecryptid]

i can’t stop making useless edits please help

[through-the-unknown]

It’s coming.

I can feel it in the water.

I can feel it in the earth.

I can smell it in the air.

Over The Garden Wall season is coming.

[hishap]

Beatrice : “be gay, do crimes!”

[less-lost-than-you-realize]

I'm dying

them

[xovera-toz]

Things the Beast should've said:

You took so long I believed I would start budding.

Your courage is comparable to my mirth. That is to say, nonexsistent.

My goodwill is a delicate rail but you are a freight train stomping down the line.

I would like to give you a token of my appreciation. No I did not steal it.

Sincerity is foolish, candour is unnecessary. Fortunately you are none of these. You are simply stupid.

You need not hurry to renew your residence permit. I assure you, you will expire before your papers do.

[beatriceoftheday]

Beatrice: Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother? I hurt people.

[less-lost-than-you-realize]

LOL

Also, the Four Of Them interacting, I love it

The Woodsman: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Wirt: I’ve been zoned out for the last two and a half hours.

Greg: I got distracted about halfway through.

Beatrice: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.