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Sketch (with Poison and Tank): Hey Hush! Want to come to the beach with us? 

Hush (overly enthusiastic and peppy): I would love to! Let me carry the umbrella pleaseee! This is going to be so freezerburn!

*Hush wakes up, hyperventilating in her hotel room*

Hush: WOAH! What a horrible nightmare…

*Sketch knocks on the door and Hush opens it* 

Sketch (with Poison and Tank): Hey Hush, we were wondering if you wanted to come to the beach with us?

Hush: … The beach? Okay… … But you carry the umbrella.

Sketch: Sweet!

Poison: This is going to be freezerburn.

Hush: *thousand yard stare of dejá vu*

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I have a medical condition all right! It’s called caring too much, and it’s incurable! -Nicky

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Trinket is having a Halloween slumber party in elementary school:

Vanessa: Truth-

Tessa: - Or scare?

Trinket: Hmm… how about scare?

*Cissy approaches Trinket from behind*

Cissy: Helloooo Trinket!

Trinket: GAHH!

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*Brenda is suddenly put in an intervention with other random kids about Pepper Ann’s behavior with Principal Hickey*

Brenda: I think Pepper Ann is super awesome the way she is. And you didn’t tell me we were here to bother her! You said were going to have… a tea party. 

Principal Hickey: Yes. I lied. 

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There are two kinds of people: those with style and those without.

Trinket

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I sting like a butterfly and float like a bee!

Pepper Ann

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Pepper Ann: I KNEW it! Caption: NO SHE DIDN'T.

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Alice Kane: What do you have that I don't?

Pepper Ann: A personality not at all like sanding paper?

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Becky: I could speculate further, but that would be as pointless as trying to observe cold fusion from the electrolysis of heavy water on a palladium electrode.

Becky: *snorts* Could you imagine?

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Pepper Ann: Hey! I'm not a nerd! Pepper Ann: I'm icy chill...

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Gwen: Oh, that'd be so awful!

Nicky *mocking*: "Oh that'd be so awful!" Then do something about it instead of just standing there complaining!

Pepper Ann: You're the one that's all talk, Nicky...

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Pepper Ann: *rollerblading and singing to the tune of The Flintstones theme* Pearson, Pepper Ann Pearson, she's the greatest girl in history!

Pepper Ann: *still singing* From the town of Hazelnut, she's about to hit a chestnut tree - AAAAH!! *rollerblades right into the tree*

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My life is one long "Well, it seemed funny at the time" montage.

Pepper Ann

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Nicky: It's incredibly impulsive and short-sighted. Pepper Ann: Have you noticed that’s my jam?

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Just made my alarm the Reading Rainbow theme. Too excited about waking up to sleep.

Nicky

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Pepper Ann: Can I help you? Alice Kane: Probably not. Pepper Ann: What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Alice Kane: It means whatever the fuck you want it to mean.

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Trinket: Hey! You think I’m never lonely because I’m so cute and popular? I can be surrounded by people and be completely alone. It’s not like any of them really know me. I don’t even know if they like me half the time. People just want to be in a popular zone. Sometimes when I talk, everyone’s so busy agreeing with me, they don’t hear a word I say. Pepper Ann: Well, if you feel so alone, then why do you work so hard at being popular? Trinket: Well, it beats being alone all by yourself.