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Nicky: It's incredibly impulsive and short-sighted. Pepper Ann: Have you noticed that’s my jam?

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Just made my alarm the Reading Rainbow theme. Too excited about waking up to sleep.

Nicky

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Pepper Ann: Can I help you? Alice Kane: Probably not. Pepper Ann: What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Alice Kane: It means whatever the fuck you want it to mean.

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Trinket: Hey! You think I’m never lonely because I’m so cute and popular? I can be surrounded by people and be completely alone. It’s not like any of them really know me. I don’t even know if they like me half the time. People just want to be in a popular zone. Sometimes when I talk, everyone’s so busy agreeing with me, they don’t hear a word I say. Pepper Ann: Well, if you feel so alone, then why do you work so hard at being popular? Trinket: Well, it beats being alone all by yourself.

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Alice Kane and the Sound of Her Own Voice: A Love Story

Pepper Ann

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Nicky: Okay, that is unethical on so many levels.

Pepper Ann: Yeah, unethical, or... badass?

Nicky: Completely unethical!

Pepper Ann: Ugh!

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Pepper Ann: *walks into the room screeching*

Lydia: So, Peppie, how was your day?

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Pepper Ann: Why couldn't the 11 year old get into the pirate movie?

Nicky: Why?

Pepper Ann: It was rated "ARRRR!"

Nicky: ...

Nicky: Leave me alone.

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Pepper Ann: Do you think I went overboard?

Milo: Like the crew of the Titanic.

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Becky: I haven't gotten a F since I failed recess in second grade.

Becky: "Teachers need breaks too, Becky!"

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Nicky: I'm so angry I feel like swearing!

Pepper Ann: Oh, Nicky, you wouldn't swear at us.

Nicky: Go fuck yourself, Pepper Ann.

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*Pepper Ann and Nicky scream as they're almost run over*

Nicky: *soul begins to float out of her body*

Nicky: *grabs her soul* Hey! Where do you think you're going? *yanks her soul back into her body*

Nicky: That was terrifying.

Pepper Ann: Yeah, well at least your soul was going up.

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You ever hear how mom and dad introduce us to people? 'This is our daughter Becky. And this is our other daughter, Becky's sister.' Should have just had you and bought a dog!

Nicky, at her most aggravated and snapping at feeling overshadowed by Becky

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Pepper Ann: If our plan goes poorly, where should we meet up?

Nicky: The afterlife, I suspect.

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TV: *showing silhouette of a Pokemon that is clearly not Pikachu* Who's that Pokemon?

Shelf: IT'S PIKACHU!!!!!!

TV: It's Clefairy!

Shelf: FUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!

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Pepper Ann, please don't pronounce 'hors d'oeuvres' as "horse divorce" again.

Nicky

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Milo: Can you believe that I went to sleep at 4am because of that homework?

Pepper Ann: Homework? What homework?!

Milo: You didn't do it?!

Pepper Ann: N-no! I was studying for the test!

Milo: WHAT TEST?!

Pepper Ann: You didn't know?!

*Nicky walks past them*

Pepper Ann: Hey Nicky! Do you know about the test and the homework?

Nicky: That's weird, a test and homework on the same day of the seminar...

Pepper Ann and Milo: WHAT?!?

Nicky:

Pepper Ann:

Milo:

All of them: FUCK