#source: freakazoid

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Soldier: YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH IT, MERASMUS!

Merasmus: Get away with what?! I haven't done anything yet!

Ms. Pauling: Yeah, he’s right.

Demo: Argh, sorry, we jumped the gun.

Soldier: Our fault.

[incorrect-tmnt1987-quotes]

Shredder: I am more powerful than you can possibly imagine!

Raphael: But can you dance?

Shredder: *does an impressive Flamenco dance*

Shredder: Yes.

Raphael, impressed: Wow...

[thisbelongsto-nohbodys]

Molly: Hey Scratch, how come you never got married?

Todd: Cause I like meat too much.

Molly: You can be married and still eat a lot of meat.

Todd:

Todd: I didn’t know that.

That would be the reason (meanwhile Adia gives a “this is what I’ve had to deal with” look to Molly)

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Villain: There will be time for questions later.

Wally: No, there won't. The episode is over in ten minutes.

[resident-wof-expert]

Darkstalker: I am more powerful than you can possibly imagine!

Turtle: But can you dance?

Darkstalker: *does an impressive Flamenco dance* Yes.

Turtle: *whispers* Wow...

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan: I am more powerful than you can possibly imagine!

Geoffrey: But can you dance?

Jonathan: *does an impressive Flamenco dance* Yes.

Geoffrey, impressed: Wow…

[dogmanincorrectquotes]

Most people your age die. So WHY. WON'T. YOU?!

Petey, to... take a wild guess

[totallycorrectoddparents]

Most people your age die. Why. Won’t. You?!

Mr. Crocker, to his mom

[sc-intothedarknightofthesoul]

Azwel: They called me mad! Insane! Wendell!

Azwel: *sits up to slam his fists against the table*

Azwel: They barred me from the universities until I had no choice but to be(?) here and conduct my research! Well, who's crazy now, hmm?! Who's mad now?!

Azwel: *Forcefully grins before he sits back down*

The Conduit: *Looks to Grøh as they twirl their finger over their ear in a clockwise rotation.*

Azwel: I saw that!

The Conduit: ...What?

Azwel: That! You think I've got a clock in my head, don't you?!

[inheritthewheeled]

Goon: The scariest thing in the world would be...if all the air in the world turned to WOOD! *everyone gasps* Sandra: Okay, like, the scariest thing in the world would be...if like you went to grab something and it wasn't there! *everyone stares blankly* Sandra: ...because it turned into WOOD! *everyone gasps* Pelswick: The scariest thing in the world would be...if My Dad the Rock Star got another season! *everyone screams and runs in terror* *later that night* Goon: You don't really believe in that stuff, about My Dad the Rock Star getting another season, do you, Ace? Ace: Nah, the broadcasting industry has all sorts of safeguards to prevent that sort of thing.

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Risky, to Pirate Master: Most people your age die. So why. Won't. You?

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Hunter: *to the Mann Brothers* Most people your age die. Why. Won't. You?

[incorrect-tmnt1987-quotes]

Leonardo: You'll never get away with it, Shredder!

Shredder: Get away with what? I haven't done anything yet!

Michelangelo: Yeah, he’s right.

Donatello: Sorry, we jumped the gun.

Raphael: Our fault.

[hitchell-mope]

Mary: Most people your age die. Why. Won’t. You?!

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally: *to the Audience* We interrupt our program to give you this important message.

Wally: I love you.

Wally: And now back to our show.

[totallycorrectrecessquotes]

I wish I was at home reading funny stories in binary.

Gretchen