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Lisette: Someone will die.
Harpae: Of fun!
#source: parks and rec#lisette (pocket mirror)#harpae (pocket mirror)#incorrect pocket mirror quotes#pocket mirror#astral shift
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Egliette: Why should someone want to harm Fleta?
Lisette: Maybe because they met her?
#source: buffy the vampire slayer#egliette (pocket mirror)#lisette (pocket mirror)#incorrect pocket mirror quotes#pocket mirror#astral shift
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As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.
MC
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Enjel: Money can't buy happiness.
Strange Boy: Sure it can. That's just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting.
#source: desperate housewives#enjel (pocket mirror)#strange boy (pocket mirror)#incorrect pocket mirror quotes#pocket mirror
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Harpae: Do you need to use the sleep?
MC:
Harpae:
Harpae: [slightly horrified] Maybe I need to use the sleep...
#source: tumblr#harpae (pocket mirror)#mc (pocket mirror)#incorrect pocket mirror quotes#pocket mirror#astral shift
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It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you.
Egliette
#source: texts from last night#egliette (pocket mirror)#incorrect pocket mirror quotes#pocket mirror
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Enjel: Hey, I see those leaves, where are you from?
MC: Austria.
Enjel: AAYYYE, I KNEW IT, ME TOO!
MC: Did you just identify a country by looking at its leaves?
#source: discord#enjel (pocket mirror)#mc (pocket mirror)#incorrect pocket mirror quotes#pocket mirror#astral shift#knowing the context of enjel as a character makes this funnier
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Fleta: What makes you happy?
Egliette: You do.
Fleta: Oh.
Egliette: Why, what makes you happy?
Fleta: Candy.
#source: twitter#fleta (pocket mirror)#egliette (pocket mirror)#incorrect pocket mirror quotes#pocket mirror#astral shift
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Lisette: You wanna kick my ass?
Lisette: [punches a car window]
Lisette: Nobody can kick my ass better than I can!
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Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Harpae
#source: texts from last night#pocket mirror#harpae (pocket mirror)#incorrect pocket mirror quotes#astral shift
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Enjel: I ripped my favorite corset in half last night while I was undressing in a frenzied rage.
MC: What was the rage all about?
Enjel: Strange Boy wouldn't stop to let me go to France to get pommes frites.
#source: texts from last night#enjel (pocket mirror)#mc (pocket mirror)#incorrect pocket mirror quotes#pocket mirror#astral shift
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Fleta: I can't believe clowns are real... what the fuck?
Strange Boy: Did you just discover mirrors?
Fleta: SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
#source: tumblr#fleta (pocket mirror)#strange boy (pocket mirror)#incorrect pocket mirror quotes#pocket mirror#astral shift
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MC: So, your plan is to live the rest of your life being scared of Lisette?
Harpae: [scoffs] Well, that's not my only plan.
MC:
Harpae: Someday I'd like to plant a vegetable garden.
#source: victorious#harpae (pocket mirror)#mc (pocket mirror)#incorrect pocket mirror quotes#pocket mirror#astral shift
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Enjel: Look, let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three. One... two... three.
Enjel:
MC:
Enjel: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.
#source: b99#enjel (pocket mirror)#mc (pocket mirror)#incorrect pocket mirror quotes#pocket mirror#astral shift
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MC: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?
Lisette: I never had one.
MC: An imagination or a childhood?
#source: a series of unfortunate events#mc (pocket mirror)#lisette (pocket mirror)#incorrect pocket mirror quotes#pocket mirror#astral shift
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MC, wearing a fake lion's mane: Hi, Harpae. This is part of my Halloween costume. Guess who I'm going as.
Harpae: Lisette?
Lisette: Hey!
MC: It's a lion.
Harpae: Oh. Well, then, you'd better add a tail or something, or everyone will be guessing Lisette.
#source: newhart#mc (pocket mirror)#harpae (pocket mirror)#lisette (pocket mirror)#incorrect pocket mirror quotes#pocket mirror#astral shift
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MC: But Miss Harpae seemed so nice!
Enjel: So do panda bears, 'til they slice you open with their claws and eat your guts.
#source: zoey 101#mc (pocket mirror)#enjel (pocket mirror)#incorrect pocket mirror quotes#pocket mirror#astral shift
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