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Mars: I have connections within the furry community that can ruin your life in twenty minutes.
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Dawn: When life closes a door, open it again! Dawn: Cause it's a door. That's how they work.
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Cyrus: I wish none of you were sad Cynthia: I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet Cyrus: Try and one up me again bitch
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Aaron: Do you think different paints have different tastes? Lucian: They do. Aaron: Why did you say that with such certainty?
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Cyrus: Are you vegan? Dawn: I actually think we should let animals vote. Cyrus: And who do you think they would vote for? Dawn: Not you.
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Rowan: Everyone, say the first three words that come to mind. Lucas: I, am, amazing.
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Lucian: The moral of Matilda is that if you're autistic enough you can destroy your enemies with your mind.
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Mars: Too many villains play classical music while doing evil things. Mars: Not me, though. Mars: I play Hatsune Miku over the intercom while the protagonist rushes to escape as the facility will detonate in a very violent and sexy way in less than 5 minutes.
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Dawn: Secret hug techniques to be used only in dire emergencies. Lucas: The Heimlich.
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Volkner: How long do I need to go outside for to fix my mental health? Volkner: Will 5 minutes do it? Volkner: Please say yes.
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Barry: Bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior.
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Giratina: Okay I'm normal now, I promise. Let me out of the cage, please.
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Byron: Sorry about my huge cool muscles, everyone. Apologies about my large powerful form.
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Rowan: Are you going to be part of the problem, or the solution? Barry: The problem. Definitely the problem. Rowan: It was a rhetorical question. Barry: I have some ideas on how to make the problem funnier.
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Meanwhile in the distortion world..
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Candice: You realize you're a bitch, right? Fantina: It was my nickname in the class yearbook. Ah... memories...
#submission#gym leader candice#gym leader fantina#source: misfile#fantina embraces her identity as the biggest bitch in sinnoh#incorrect quotes#kwane20#<- so correct fantina's the head bitch in charge
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Kamado, about Volo: We need to kill the boy. Akari: How did you know he was a vampire? Kamado: He's a vampire?
#submission#source: the simpsons#masqueradenoir#galaxy team kamado#pokemon wielder volo#trainer akari#the original was rowan and johanna but then i had the Inspiration#incorrect quotes
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