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Angeal: Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.

Genesis: no

Angeal: This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage. 

Genesis: *word

Angeal: I want nothing more than to uppercut you directly to the LIfestream’s front door.

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So… Uhm… Honk? I guess….

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Rufus: Any New Year’s resolutions?

Genesis: None of this new year, new me crap. This year I was amazing and next year I’ll be amazing.

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Lazard: Anyone d-

Sephiroth: Depressed?

Angeal: Drained?

Zack: Dumb?

Genesis: Disliked?

Lazard: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...

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Genesis: I wanted to apologize.

Heidegger: Good.        

Genesis: Let me finish. I wanted to, and then I realized, I’m not sorry.

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Genesis: You have a lot of nerve standing up to me.

Zack: You have a lot of nerve being alive.

Genesis:

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[Zack and Cloud after doing something reckless.]

Cloud: Are we in trouble?

Angeal: Take a guess

Zack: No?

Angeal: Take another guess

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Sephiroth: Okay, that’s enough! No more talking about Angeal!

Genesis: But you told me to get it out of my system.

Sephiroth: I had no idea how much you had in your system!

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Vincent: Something is seriously wrong with you.

Lucrecia: Of course, people in my line of work aren’t exactly known for being well adjusted.

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You can thank this post and the combined efforts of @rottenpumpkin13 and @decadentblazewolf for this one!

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to combat Sephiroth and Genesis's fights, Angeal has taken to carrying around a small bluetooth speaker and playing the intro to careless whisper whenever they start fighting

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Genesis: *watching Angeal sleep* He's my life, my love, my everything. He looks so peaceful while sleeping. I love him so much.

Angeal: *snores*

Genesis: I can't live like this.

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Zack: *wearing only pajama bottoms* G'morning, how'd you sleep Sunshine?

Cloud: *overwhelmed and unable to decide between good and okay* Gay.

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Genesis: Jay-Z once said "I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain’t one."

Genesis: Except!!!!

Genesis: *points at Hojo*

Genesis: This one bitch is every problem!!!!

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Angeal: we can’t mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of this.

Genesis *cocks gun*: manslaughter it is

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Genesis may canonically be 6'2" but I personally ascribe to the belief that he is 5'7" because he gives me short(ish?) energy, and I want to tower over him by an inch. Seph is definitely like 6'2" in my personal height canon, and Angeal is 6'5".