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These are hilarious!!! I spent all day reading these and was sad when I finally got to the end. But not for long, because it's so enjoyable to just read a random one again :)

ah thanks! maybe one day i'll revive this blog if i hyperfixate on som again.... then again i may have already used all the incorrect quotes there are in the world considering how hard it used to be to find more lol. im glad someone's still enjoying this

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Alucard: I like all the Antari. Delilah Bard and *looks at smudged writing on hand*

Alucard: Kelly Marshmallow

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Alucard: Don't worry, Bard. We're with you.

Lenos: Are we?

Alucard: Yes.

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No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritualistic animal slaughters of any kind. Oh, God, I'm giving them ideas.

Emira, to her sons

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Lila: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Holland: I’m aware of that.

Lila: But then you and I had some time together.

Holland: Uh-huh.

Lila: It did not get better.

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Rhy, thinking: don’t let him know how awkward you are

Alucard: nice weather

Rhy: thanks

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Lila: I totally respect your decision, but I've already made my own decision.

Kell: That's the complete opposite of respecting my decision.

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FUCK your head and the neck it rode in on!

Lila

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“Now let’s be clear, I don’t love her, okay? I just miss her when she’s not around, I think about her all the time and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion and I’m wearing a brown suede vest.”

 - Kell in A Gathering of Shadows

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after being brought back to life

Kell: How are you doing?

Rhy: I can walk, I can fight...I'm not as pretty.

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One time Prince Rhy came over here. All he did was lie seductively on the piano and feed himself grapes. I don’t really like that guy. But I admire his lifestyle.

Red London citizen

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Emira: You have to pick your battles.

Emira: One of the battles that I picked was to stop Rhy from running plastic tubes all over the palace and placing hamsters inside of them.

Emira: He was gonna call it Tube City.

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Rhy: So, the hairdresser shows up at noon tomorrow.

Lila: Great, and while you do that, I'll check in on the ring bear.

Rhy: I'm sorry, you're saying "ring bearER", right?

Rhy: Okay, look into my eyes and say, "I promise I'm not bringing a dangerous wild animal to your wedding."

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Rhy: How did you get in here?

Alucard: The window, or as I like to call it, the "Alucard Door"

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Rhy: At this point in my life, I’m not looking for a boyfriend.

Alucard: I understand.

Rhy: You do?

Alucard: Yeah. It would be weird for you to look for a boyfriend when you have me.

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Lila, spinning in Holland's desk chair: Hey, look at me, I'm Holland!

Kell: He doesn't generally spin that much.

Lila: Right, right. This is Holland. "Oh, no. I can't do anything fun tonight. I have to count my past sins, then alphabetize them. Oh, by the way, I'm thinking of snapping on Friday."

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You are skating on thin egg shells right now!

Maxim, to Kell