#c: lila bard

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Alucard: Don't worry, Bard. We're with you.

Lenos: Are we?

Alucard: Yes.

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Lila: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Holland: I’m aware of that.

Lila: But then you and I had some time together.

Holland: Uh-huh.

Lila: It did not get better.

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Lila: I totally respect your decision, but I've already made my own decision.

Kell: That's the complete opposite of respecting my decision.

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FUCK your head and the neck it rode in on!

Lila

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“Now let’s be clear, I don’t love her, okay? I just miss her when she’s not around, I think about her all the time and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion and I’m wearing a brown suede vest.”

 - Kell in A Gathering of Shadows

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Rhy: So, the hairdresser shows up at noon tomorrow.

Lila: Great, and while you do that, I'll check in on the ring bear.

Rhy: I'm sorry, you're saying "ring bearER", right?

Rhy: Okay, look into my eyes and say, "I promise I'm not bringing a dangerous wild animal to your wedding."

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Lila, spinning in Holland's desk chair: Hey, look at me, I'm Holland!

Kell: He doesn't generally spin that much.

Lila: Right, right. This is Holland. "Oh, no. I can't do anything fun tonight. I have to count my past sins, then alphabetize them. Oh, by the way, I'm thinking of snapping on Friday."

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Lila: I’ve conquered my fear of ghosts

Tieren: That’s the spirit!

Lila: Oh fuck, where

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Don't make me hurt you. I don't want blood in my ice cream.

Lila

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Alucard: Bard, please. Just...why you gotta be like that?

Lila: Because I'm incapable of trusting others and I refuse to admit the possibility of personal growth in either them or myself.

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Lila: Going to meetings, writing stuff down. You love that nerd stuff.

Rhy: Writing stuff down is nerdy? What do you do?

Lila: Just forget stuff. Like a cool person!

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Alucard: Are you in my ceiling, Bard?

Lila: (voice muffled from inside the ceiling)...No.

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Lila: This is crazy, but I'm having feelings again. Like some kind of fourteen-year-old kid or something. You remember feelings, right?

Alucard: Yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.

Lila: Do you?

Alucard: Are you telling me you don't have feelings?

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Waiter: So, what would you like to order?

Lila: Can I get a milkshake with two straws, please?

Calla: Awh, that's so sw-

Lila, putting both straws in her mouth: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this.

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Barron: [does one (1) nice thing for Lila]

Barron: Are you crying?

Lila: I am not crying, okay? I'm allergic to taverns!

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Rhy: You want to practice parking?

Lila: What’s the point? Everywhere you go has valet.