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Chun-li: “You look so pretty today that I forgot how bad your personality is!”

Juri: “Aw, thanks babe!”

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F.A.N.G: “Your name is AKU?”

A.K.I: “It’s A.K.I.”

F.A.N.G: “Doesn’t matter. You’re the only one who cares about the details.”

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Birdie: “Ms.Kanzuki! The estate is on fire!”

Karin: “No Birdie, that’s just the morning lights.”

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Rolento: “It’s time to switch from our regular everyday weapons to our Christmas weapons.”

Henchman: “Is there a difference?”

Rolento: “Yes. The Christmas ones light up.”

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Lucia: “Cody! Use a knife when you cut your turkey!”

Cody: “I don’t know how to use one unless I’m stabbing someone.”

Lucia: “Cody, no murder at the table.”

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Kimberly: “Would you slap your friends for a thousand dollars?”

Luke: I’ll slap Jaime for free.”

Jaime, tearing up: “I’m your friend.”

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Cody: “Don’t panic, I have a few knives up my sleeve for situations like this!”

Haggar: “Do you mean tricks?”

Guy: “No he doesn’t.”

Cody, taking a dagger out of his sleeve: “No, I don’t.”

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Seth: “I’m practically perfect in every way.”

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[Ibuki, Sakura and Karin go on a hiking trip]

Karin: “I need a break. My feet hurt!”

Sakura: “Well, is it ~our~ fault that you wore high heels on a hiking trip?”

Karin: “At least I ~try~ to look feminine!”

[Sakura stares at her in mute disbelief]

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Cody: “My criminal record? The only illegal thing I’ve done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!”

Cody: “Ha, just kidding. I have killed a man.”

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Jamie: “Did you find any money?”

Luke: “Not yet.”

Jamie: “Losers.”

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Juri: “Who wants to hotwire a stolen ship?”

Cammy: “I do not!”

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Zeku, throwing Kuchiyose: “ATTACK MY PET!”

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Li-Fen: “Do all of your friends have weird emotional issues?”

Chun-Li: “Eh… Ryu’s probably fine.”

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Marisa, absolutely drunk: “Manon,I gotta show you this thing my friend Jamie made, he’s like, gay, but hooks up with women.”

Marisa: (Pulls out an origami swan from her purse)

Marisa: “It’s an origami.”

Manon: “Oh that’s great!”

Marisa: “That’s Spanish for goose.”

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Necalli: “By the power of moonlight, I have risen. Hoot. Hoot.”

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Ryu: “Do I look better with my hair up or down?”

Ken: “Smashing either way brother!”