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xie lian in ghost city

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Ming Yi: All the snacks are gone.

Shi Qingxuan: I am literally right here.

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getting back to my roots of making stupid memes 🥰

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Ling Wen: I like men in the sense that I would like to perform unethical experiments on them.

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i love the idea that hua cheng is actually left handed and doesn’t know it

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xie lian works at kfc au

xie lian: oh wow san lang i didnt know you liked kfc so much haha. this is your 4th time here today

hua cheng: yes well what can i say gege i cant get enough of combo number four

[several hours later at the end of xl's shift and he is taking out the trash]: oh wow! someone threw out ten combo fours completely untouched... san lang would hate to see something he loves so much go to waste... i know! i'll bring them all back to him as a surprise [starts digging in the dumpster]

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He Xuan: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once; if I don't answer, assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

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Shi Qingxuan: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.

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Ling Wen: If any of you need anything at all, too bad.

Ling Wen: Deal with your problems yourselves, like adults.

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He Xuan: Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry what you just heard was, 'Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.' What I said was, 'Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.' Do you understand?

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He Xuan: If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party.

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Shi Qingxuan: How long does a deodorant stick usually last you?

Ming Yi: Usually only 3 or 4 bites.

Shi Qingxuan: Why do I even bother...