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LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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sometimes family is a wanted terrorist, her beautiful butch mom, and a small child with blue hair and pronouns

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trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog

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Michael: Here, Selene, I made you dinner as a peace offering.

Selene: Thank you, Michael, that’s-

Selene: Wait. What am I angry at you for?

Michael: …I’d hate to ruin the surprise.

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Singed: A pet rock is a fun pet until you realize that it’s essentially immortal and you’ve damned it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die.                

Lucian: Singed, stop texting me at three in the morning.                

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My friends all say I’m judgy, but I never listen to them or care what they say because they’re stupid idiots.

Erika

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Lena: I’m not advocating murder, but if it happens it happens.

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Marcus, to Selene: And I wanna let you know that I will destroy you in ways that are so creative, they will honor me for it at the Kennedy Center.

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Kahn: Hey, have you seen Nathaniel?                

Kraven: Yeah, he's been crying in the hallway closet.                

Kahn: Why?                

Kraven: I don't ask people why they're in closets.                

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(right before the lycans attack the hideout)

Selene: I think it's be best if I took myself and my daughter away before things get worse.                

Thomas: Worse? How could things get any worse? Take a look around you! We're at the threshold of Hell!              

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You have pretty good posture for someone without a backbone

Selene, to Tanis

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Viktor: Kraven, do you have something you would like to tell me?                

Kraven: Do you want the truth or my side of the story?                

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A special time

Viktor: Selene’s at that age where a girl has only one thing on her mind.

Kraven: Boys?

Selene: Homicide.

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Faulty production

Michael: Selene, I have good news and bad news.                

Selene: Just start with the bad news.                

Michael: The airbags in your car don’t work at all.                

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Tip of your tongue

David: I can assure you, I’ve had my fair share of tussles.

Eve: Like the mushrooms?

Selene: Those are truffles.

Eve: Like the sprouts?

Selene: Those are brussels.