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Rowley: *putting on sunglasses* Friendly boy swag.

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I never camp out overnight. I figure snakes don't sleep in my room, I won't sleep in theirs.

Greg

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Greg: Mom, can I have a piece of that cake you made? Susan: Sure. Greg: ... Greg: ... Greg: ... Greg: You mean I have to get it MYSELF?

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Idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me, I'm not impressed by them either.

Greg

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Do you have a quote from Rowley?

Go through my "rowley jefferson" tag. There's a lot.

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My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend's jokes right now. Be patient, my queen, a true clown is on his way.

Greg

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Greg: *at 4 AM* I should get some water. Greg: I can't because the muddy hand will be at the fridge.

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The only video game tip one truly needs is "save your game immediately after doing anything that took effort or you will suffer."

Greg

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Greg: So did anyone else go through a phase as a kid were you were genuinely concerned about the Bermuda triangle?? Greg: 6 year old me was like bro??? Why are we not solving this PROBLEM????

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I'd make a resolution if I wasn't already so damn perfect.

Greg

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Don't interrupt me while I'm in the middle of nothing!

Rodrick

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The world needs people like me to tell everyone what's wrong with them!

Greg

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Greg: If there is credit to take, I will humbly take it. Greg: But if there is blame, it’s Rowley’s fault.

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Denial is not just a town in Iowa.

Rodrick

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Greg: It appears I have a few haters. Greg: None that seem to be as handsome as me. Interesting...

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How much do you hate Rodrick?

Hate? I think he might be my favorite character!

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Greg, in the street after seeing a back-to-school ad: Hit me! Hit me with your car!