#incorrect diary of a wimpy kid

[incorrectwimpykidquotes]

Idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me, I'm not impressed by them either.

Greg

[mudkip-enthusiast18]

mrs crouch *holding up a pornmag she found in barty’s room*: how do you feel about having owned this type of magazine?

barty: ………… ASHAMED! 😌

mrs crouch: do you have anything you want to say to women for having owned this offensive magazine?

barty: I’m sorry women 💔💔💔

[totallycorrectfostershome]

Eduardo: There's this book Frankie reads to me every night called The Giving Tree. It's a really good book, but the back of it had a picture of the author, this guy named Shel Silverstein. But Shel Silverstein looks more like a burglar or a pirate than a guy who should be writing books for children. *later* Bloo: If you get out of bed tonight, you'll probably run into Shel Silverstein in the hallway.

[cruger2984]

Neuvillette: (holds a dirty magazine) Did owning this magazine make you a better person?

Wriothesley: No.

(he tried to ignore Sigewinne's snickers)

Neuvillette: Did it make you more popular at your workplace?

Wriothesley: Yes. (offs Neuvillette) No.

Neuvillette: (unleashes his glare) Do you have anything you want to say to women for having owned this offensive magazine?!

Wriothesley: (in agony) I'm sorry, women.

(Sigewinne and Furina burst into applause)

Neuvillette: You're grounded. For two weeks.

(shoots a glance at both Sigewinne and Furina)

Furina: Are you going to take that?

Wriothesley: Kkk… Okay, settle down. I think one week is plenty.

Neuvillette: Make it four weeks. And I'm going to need the keys to your motorcycle.

Wriothesley: (spits his tea, hits a mortal blow) MY MOTORCYCLE?!

[goodnight-bloodsucker]

Paul: Does he know about the D-O-R-E?

Michael: Huh?

Paul: The Door!

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

I live for my after school naps.

Usagi

[ladymiraclewings]

Carmilla Carmine: ...and you’re ignoring everything I’m saying, aren’t you? Velvette: Ignoring you, check.

[inheritthewheeled]

Ace: *reading an essay that Goon wrote*

Ace: Well, for starters, Benjamin Franklin didn't fight in the Vietnam War.

[hawkinsincorrect]

Steve: ...and you’re ignoring everything I’m saying, aren’t you?

Robin: Ignoring you, check.

[incorrectwimpykidquotes]

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend's jokes right now. Be patient, my queen, a true clown is on his way.

Greg

[harveybwabbit92]

[Fuma is assigned Heidi as his combat trainer]

Heidi: Come on! What you waiting for, huh? Don't be such a wuss, wind boy. Make your move!

Fuma, to Taro and Mebius panicking: She's a lady! Where do I grab her?

[Heidi half-moon kicks Fuma sending him flying, Taro and Mebius wince when the teen hits the wall, they call off the training for a moment give the class a small reminder-- that the other person's gender doesn't matter when you're in a combat situation especially when that other person is trying to kill you....]

[incorrect101dalmatians]

I'll be famous one day, but for now, I'm stuck in the Bark Brigade with a bunch of morons.

Lucky

[haywire-hetfield]

Mick: Do you have anything you wanna say to women for having owned this offensive magazine? Tommy: ...I'm sorry, women. Vince and Nikki, clapping and applauding:

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

paco: wait, does dragona know about the d-o-r-e?

usagi: the what?

paco: d-o-r-e.

usagi: huh?

paco: *groans in frustration* the door!

[incorrect-catcf-quotes]

Veruca: There's this book Daddy reads to me every night called The Giving Tree. It's a really good book, but the back of it has a picture of the author, this guy named Shel Silverstein. But Shel Silverstein looks more like a burglar or a pirate than a guy who should be writing books for children. (later) Mr. Salt: If you get out of bed tonight, you'll probably run into Shel Silverstein in the hallway.

[incorrectpepperann]

Alice Kane: They'll let anyone in this place.

Pepper Ann: That must be why you're here.