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incorrect quotes from Nirvanna the Band the Show, The Dirties, and Operation Avalanche.
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So when I'm with you, I have fun
Yeah when I'm with you, I have fun :)
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My Dealer: Got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called Operation Avalanche 🌕 you'll be zoinked out your gourd 🚀
Me: Yeah whatever. I don't feel shit
5 minutes later: Dude we gotta make this film or they're gonna shoot down Apollo 11
My buddy Owen pacing: The CIA is lying to us
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YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Bought some air dry clay earlier this month (still figuring it out) and made a little Matt :) who's currently chilling by one of my stacks of DVDs
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Personally I think he's just a goose, just based on the shape of his beak. Granted that doesn't make sense with the shape of his tail, but the mental image of a normal ass goose being kept in the same cage as a monkey as his emotional support animal does tickle me
I vaguely remember seeing someone on reddit ask what type of bird Bird is, anyways I can't find it but I think he's a Shoebill Stork personally
#matt and bird break loose#not an incorrect quote#i think you're onto something with the shoebill thing though
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Matt: every day I suffer and for what. Girlish whimsy?
Owen: no you have something far more sinister going on
#incorrect quotes#the dirties#matt johnson#owen williams#this is slightly ooc but roll with it#in canon matt is not this self aware and owen isn't quite this assertive but i want to believe#operation avalanche#yeah i guess it fits both but it's really more the dirties
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Boles: remember one time... I liked you?
Matt: no
Boles: good. Cause it never happened.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect operation avalanche#operation avalanche#incorrect the dirties#the dirties#matt johnson#josh boles#i am cringe but i am free
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Matt: I have one foot in the grave, but in a fun, flirty way, like the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.
Owen: are you fucking stupid.
Matt: I mean broadly, yeah what prompted you to ask
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Jay: *accidentally brushes Matt's hand with his own*
Matt: *grabs Jay's hand*
Matt: fucking commit to it, Bird.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect ntbts#ntbts#nirvana the band the show#nirvanna the band the show#matt johnson#jay mccarrol
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Julie: how big is that dick?
Owen: small. Leave me alone.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect operation avalanche#owen williams#julie williams#operation avalanche#this is their dynamic in my heart#nsftumblr
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Jared, later: Owen was right.
Matt: Guess what I'm about to get!
Owen: On my nerves?
#incorrect quotes#incorrect the dirties#incorrect operation avalanche#matt johnson#owen williams#the dirties#operation avalanche#jared raab
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Matt: Guess what I'm about to get!
Owen: On my nerves?
#incorrect quotes#incorrect the dirties#incorrect operation avalanche#matt johnson#owen williams#the dirties#operation avalanche
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How does liking one dude make me gay? If I cook one meal am I a chef?
-Matt
#incorrect the dirties#the dirties#matt johnson#incorrect quotes#incorrect ntbts#ntbts#nirvana the band the show#nirvanna the band the show
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Matt: go big or go home!
Owen: please. I am begging you. For once in your life, go home.
Matt: I'm going big.
#incorrect quotes#zapruder films#matt johnson#owen williams#the dirties#operation avalanche#incorrect the dirties#incorrect operation avalanche
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