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its so funny and depressing that my mom gets mad at me for accepting that my future is fucked like ive already been through the other stages of grief what do you want me to do

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so guys i wrote another fic

if some ppl read it i would very appreciate it :3

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no one else in my history class knew in detail about jfk's assassination and i was like how?? until it hit me that i'm an mcr fan and a txf fan and a conspiracy enthusiast and most people don't have quite the same knowledge base as me.

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you gotta scare the shit out of gerard way thats what us teenagers do

Does anyone have any tips on how to teenager correctly?

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so theres this really old chair in my house it was my great grandmother's and we got it when she died in 2019 and im sitting on it as i type this and earlier today i came to the realization i am the first person to read the grinch x tony the tiger fanfic while sitting in this chair

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people that cant hold a plank scare me actually like i can just kind of sit there for two minutes and yall die at twenty seconds? how?

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how it feels to not be in nj rn

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chat imma do the thing except i never get a lot of notes so these are highly improbable

2 Notes:: I'll go touch grass

5 Notes: I'll force myself to eat without looking at the calorie thing

10 Notes: I'll force myself to have breakfast for the first time since june

50 Notes: Wear very loud pride bracelets to my ballet class

75 Notes: I'll start a new hobby

100 Notes: Come out as transmasc to my bsf

150 Notes: I'll share a secret with yall

200 Notes: Finish the various projects I have in my craft bin

500 Notes: Come out to my whole dance school

1K Notes : Big crazy, I'll come out to a family member

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shit where tf did yalls come from im serious

oki da secret is that i have a three ring binder full of notes on every person i meet because my memory is really bad and ppl i love have like pages worth of notes it gets kinda creepy tbh

chat imma do the thing except i never get a lot of notes so these are highly improbable

2 Notes:: I'll go touch grass

5 Notes: I'll force myself to eat without looking at the calorie thing

10 Notes: I'll force myself to have breakfast for the first time since june

50 Notes: Wear very loud pride bracelets to my ballet class

75 Notes: I'll start a new hobby

100 Notes: Come out as transmasc to my bsf

150 Notes: I'll share a secret with yall

200 Notes: Finish the various projects I have in my craft bin

500 Notes: Come out to my whole dance school

1K Notes : Big crazy, I'll come out to a family member

[ineffablehusbandsshipper]

aight yall the dance shits gotta wait till september bc i dont go back till then :)

chat imma do the thing except i never get a lot of notes so these are highly improbable

2 Notes:: I'll go touch grass

5 Notes: I'll force myself to eat without looking at the calorie thing

10 Notes: I'll force myself to have breakfast for the first time since june

50 Notes: Wear very loud pride bracelets to my ballet class

75 Notes: I'll start a new hobby

100 Notes: Come out as transmasc to my bsf

150 Notes: I'll share a secret with yall

200 Notes: Finish the various projects I have in my craft bin

500 Notes: Come out to my whole dance school

1K Notes : Big crazy, I'll come out to a family member

[ineffablehusbandsshipper]

my parents are having a very loud and heated discussion about cow udders wtf

someone please come and kidnap me i dont want to hear about cow udders any more than i have

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fuck

chat imma do the thing except i never get a lot of notes so these are highly improbable

2 Notes:: I'll go touch grass

5 Notes: I'll force myself to eat without looking at the calorie thing

10 Notes: I'll force myself to have breakfast for the first time since june

50 Notes: Wear very loud pride bracelets to my ballet class

75 Notes: I'll start a new hobby

100 Notes: Come out as transmasc to my bsf

150 Notes: I'll share a secret with yall

200 Notes: Finish the various projects I have in my craft bin

500 Notes: Come out to my whole dance school

1K Notes : Big crazy, I'll come out to a family member

[ineffablehusbandsshipper]

oh god where the fuck did you all come from /pos /lh /gen

chat imma do the thing except i never get a lot of notes so these are highly improbable

2 Notes:: I'll go touch grass

5 Notes: I'll force myself to eat without looking at the calorie thing

10 Notes: I'll force myself to have breakfast for the first time since june

50 Notes: Wear very loud pride bracelets to my ballet class

75 Notes: I'll start a new hobby

100 Notes: Come out as transmasc to my bsf

150 Notes: I'll share a secret with yall

200 Notes: Finish the various projects I have in my craft bin

500 Notes: Come out to my whole dance school

1K Notes : Big crazy, I'll come out to a family member

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i think theres something psychologically wrong with me every time i see the numbers 2 4 6 and 8 my brain immediately goes THERES TWO THERES FOUR THERES SIX THERES EIGHT SHUNT CARS AND HAULING FREIGHT RED AND GREEN AND BROWN AND BLUE THEYRE THE REALLY USEFUL CREW

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godamn i was expecting like noone to see this

finna make myself some bracelets now

chat imma do the thing except i never get a lot of notes so these are highly improbable

2 Notes:: I'll go touch grass

5 Notes: I'll force myself to eat without looking at the calorie thing

10 Notes: I'll force myself to have breakfast for the first time since june

50 Notes: Wear very loud pride bracelets to my ballet class

75 Notes: I'll start a new hobby

100 Notes: Come out as transmasc to my bsf

150 Notes: I'll share a secret with yall

200 Notes: Finish the various projects I have in my craft bin

500 Notes: Come out to my whole dance school

1K Notes : Big crazy, I'll come out to a family member

[ineffablehusbandsshipper]

shi i forgot to update i had waffles on friday!

chat imma do the thing except i never get a lot of notes so these are highly improbable

2 Notes:: I'll go touch grass

5 Notes: I'll force myself to eat without looking at the calorie thing

10 Notes: I'll force myself to have breakfast for the first time since june

50 Notes: Wear very loud pride bracelets to my ballet class

75 Notes: I'll start a new hobby

100 Notes: Come out as transmasc to my bsf

150 Notes: I'll share a secret with yall

200 Notes: Finish the various projects I have in my craft bin

500 Notes: Come out to my whole dance school

1K Notes : Big crazy, I'll come out to a family member

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Guy I Wrote A Fic Yall Should Read It

Just A Dream (586 words) by IneffableHusbandsShipper Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Aziraphale Has Religious Trauma (Good Omens), Fluff, Nightmares, Aziraphale Learns to Sleep (Good Omens), I Wrote This While Listening to My Chemical Romance's Music, Angst with a Happy Ending, Fallen Angel Aziraphale (Good Omens), or at least he thinks he fell, oooooooo, Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Not Canon Compliant - Episode: s02e06 Every Day - Final Fifteen Minutes (Good Omens), Post-Good Omens (TV) Season 2 Summary: Aziraphale thought he was Falling. Hard and fast. He could almost feel the tips of his wings singeing. He could almost feel wind blowing in his hair as he felt down. All of his sins must have built up, he must have been Falling. There was no way he wasn't. All the things he had done, after all: Giving away the flaming sword, fraternizing with a demon, refusing God, running off to be with said demon, all those thoughts that were very much not in the Bible. "No, no, no, this can't be happening" He thought to himself, kicking and screaming now. Crowley looked over the side of the bed in worry. Aziraphale had been having recurring dreams of Falling ever since he had turned down the Metatron's offer. It was heart wretching to Crowley to see his purest of angels feel that way about himself. Usually, the only thing he could do to help was wrap Aziraphale in blankets to pad his flailing and stroke his hair to try to make him feel safe, but today it was doing the opposite of intended.

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