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smth smth wolfstar being Patroclus & Achilles coded

Remus being Achilles, warrior and demigod, invincible until a certain point and refusing to fight in the war until Sirius is killed in battle using his armour.

Sirius, exiled from his home and sent to live with Remus’ family, grew up to be best friends. Gave his life when Remus refused to fight, ultimately dying before him

just,,, them 😭

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Regulus 🤝 Penelope 🤝 Will, characters that haunt the narrative (and haunt me forever)

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James: When Regulus is mad at me I tighten the lids on all our jars so he has to ask me for help

*sound of glass shattering in the other room*

James: It doesn’t always work though.

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everyone’s always talking about how james is such an amazing dad, and yeah, he’s awesome, but can we take a moment to talk about regulus as a parent? i mean, let’s just agree that he’s sooo attentive, and sooo loving, and he always lets their kid hang out with him in the kitchen while he’s cooking or cleaning, just listening to them go off about random stuff like, "daddy, mr. snuggles (aka the stuffed bunny) said he doesn’t like carrots. we had a fight." and regulus will give this exaggerated shocked look and be like, "no way? seriously? you’re telling me?" all wide-eyed and dramatic, and they’ll just go back and forth like that for hours, because their kid’s got the same endless chatter as james

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people look over my screen and be like what are you reading and how do i explain that its about harry potter's dad and his godfather's younger twink brother exploring their knife kink as a whole revolution unfolds around them

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idiot 4 idiot

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good omens text post memes!

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back to bubbline yuri posting

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I will fall in love with you

over

and

over again, I don’t care how, where, or when

No matter how long it’s been

You’re mine

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Blinked for a second and now he’s tall, slender, and goth… Skywarp must’ve been tired being the only goth around 😒 in fact, while he was at it he made Laserbeak goth too, kinda considerate of him for making them match 😌 and a flight mode so Soundwave can actually get places instead of sitting around as a cassette player?? He was cooking

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Pov: Soundwave

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Zosan comic „Peachfuzz“.

A celebration of Sanji.

Based on a real conversation. Thank you for calling me hairy, you‘re the mvp.

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Yes, Percy turned down immortality for her, but so did Annabeth when she decided not to join the Huntresses.

Yes, Annabeth drove herself insane searching for Percy after he was taken by Hera, but Percy snuck out and forcibly invited himself on a quest to free Artemis just so he could find Annabeth.

Yes, Percy imagined Annabeth as the one thing keeping him tethered to mortality in the River Styx. She is his Achilles Heel, but she only found that out after she took a knife for him knowing that he was functionally immortal. He is her Achilles Heel too.

Yes, Annabeth saved Percy after his insecurities got the better of him and Circe nearly turned him into a guinea pig forever. Yes, she hugged him afterwards and said she was glad he wasn't dead. But shortly afterwards, Percy saved Annabeth from being dashed against the rocks and eaten alive because of her hubris. He held her and hugged her gently as she sobbed into his shoulder, realising that none of it was real.

Yes, Percy decided to plunge into Tartarus with her, but Annabeth used every last heaving, dying breath to keep him alive and constantly negotiate his safety. They both look out for one another.

Yes, Annabeth frequently mentions how Percy will be a great dad one day. Percy also once watched Sadie Kane jump in a puddle and wondered if this is what his and Annabeth's future kid would be like, before backtracking because it's not like he's been thinking about him and Annabeth having kids one day-

Yes, Percy is constantly monologuing about how cute Annabeth's bedhead looks and how lucky he is to have such a smart girlfriend. But Annabeth was once asked about Percy in an interview and complimented his bravery and general intellect Despite how oblivious he can be sometimes, and- no, that doesn't refer to anything in specific, it's just- he is so smart, but can never take a hint, even when a girl is giving him hints and- what? No! Why does everyone always think that I- that I'm- Augh! And forcibly ended the interview cause she physically couldn't keep her feelings hidden.

They are both down horrendous.

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Old men yaoi palate cleanser😎

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Ok so X-Men origins Wade was really bad, we all know this. He is however, still very much OUR WADE in the manner that he

Was totally looking at Logan's crotch here with his laser eyes.

...from all the way over there.

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something he would say about sanji

LIKE ??? YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT I MEAN GDJSGSJSSG

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brb guys, 10-14 year old me is currently sobbing and throwing up over the events of this past week ):